1. someone who tries to sneak sexual touching while the other person is unaware.
2. takes advantage of people who are passed out
3. a pervert
4. a man who gets tossed out of a strip club for unauthorized touching of a stripper.

Rich is such a groper, he got shit canned out of Cheetas when he grabbed Candy's teats.

groper by Bud E Love May 6, 2003

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Gyper

A Best Friend, with too many inside jokes to count. A crazy person you couldn't survive without.

Oh thank g-d! There is my Gyper! I need to vent!

Gyper by Hifib January 8, 2012

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Granny groper

Someone who is extremely attracted to and has sexual desires for women over 65 years of age.

"I think Randy is a granny groper, he keeps mentioning your aunt Martha."

Granny groper by Soggysquid8 May 25, 2016

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serial groper

A person who has groped a number of people with three or more digits (i.e. Arnold Schwarzenagger).

Arnold Schwarzenagger molested a crapload of girls so now he is a serial groper.

serial groper by randomoldman November 1, 2003

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gayperclip

A paperclip that is striped or any color other than the standard steel wire

Peter was fired for using gayperclips on his TPS reports.

gayperclip by chrisrosano August 3, 2009

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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