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Molested 

The state of being so violently high that one can only describe the feeling as having been "molested" by marijuana.

A sudden and sinus-clearing onset gives way to a body high that replicates some symptoms of cerebral palsy and leaves the smoker pasted to the surface upon which they're seated.

The head high follows suit, with a brain-burning sensation that transforms any and all coherent thought and emotion into a thick molasses.

Most often occurs after ripping a giant bong.
David: ...woh...we just ripped that lux like 8 times in 8 minutes...i think...

Chris: ...i'm sooooo molested...

David: ...gurgle...
Molested by RIPYoda October 4, 2010
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Molested 

Can be used as an adjective to describe the retard.
Did you get molested?

No.

I got molested.
Molested by Hym Iam December 6, 2020

Molested 

So I call this one "Andy getting molested in prison "No! Wait! I'm not Hym! I'M NOT HYYYYYYYYM!" PLLLLLLLTT! *Bap bap bap bap!*
Hym "See!? I told you I would get molested in prison! THERE ARE CONSEQUENCES TO BEING A GOD, BOY!"
Molested by Hym Iam August 17, 2024

Molested diaper 

When your pureed diet causes you to violently shit your adult diaper.
Damn it smells like Johns wearing a Molested diaper.
Molested diaper by Tan Stan September 28, 2023

Judicially Molested

N. What Prosecutors do to "alleged" child sex offenders, and their families for their kids playing "Doctor," or SEXting and charging them with RAPE, and other crimes. Also applicable to those who never intended to receive said SEXTing messages, and got charged anyway for having child pornography.
That County Prosecutor in the State of "insert pretty much any State name here," Judicially Molested that child and their family because he wanted to advance his career, and did not care of the broader effects of the prosecution.

massively molested

Massively molestedmeans to get

molest someone out of pure hatred and lust
me: did you hear that joe got massively molested I wonder what that mean

Friend: it’s when you molest someone out of pure hatred

horse-molested

the act of getting completely fucked beyond recognition. destroyed.
"the French military didn't stand a chance in WWII, If they hadn't surrendered, they easily would have been horse-molested
horse-molested by HorseWithGloves August 30, 2018
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