Grunping

The act of kidnapping and creampieing a stray dog, cat, and 24 goldfish from your nearest petsmart after raping all the workers there fatally. After the cum massacre you kill the filled up dog and shove a live cat up it’s ass then shove the 24 live goldfish into the cat’s ass until it suffocates from the goldfish and the dead dog’s shit.Then you fuck the dead cat and during this process the cat will slide into the dog’s stomach along with the 24 fish inside the cat. Once the massacre is completed you chomp up the animal clusterfuck in a meat grinder and slowly boil the meat until it is shit brown. You then eat the evil meat and take a dead hooker out from under your bed. When the body is ready you eat the hooker out until you vomit and then continue to eat out the vomit pussy until you die.

I-I fucking watched Jerry start Grunping the place up

by John Crump July 30, 2025

grunting a loaf

To defecate forcefully and voluminously.

I ate a whole rotisserie chicken and seven hot dogs. Several hours later, I grunted out a massive loaf.

by loafgrunter January 20, 2003

David the Grunting Spacker

A retarded, thick-lipped checkout assistant who stares at the ceiling while serving you and grunts instead of speaking.

Dad: Shall we go to Asda then?

Monkus: Only if we can go to David's till.

Dad: David the Grunting Spacker?

Monkus: Yeah. The fat spaz makes me piss.

by Benny Twadge June 19, 2009

worm grunting

The act of inhaling earthworms through your nostril and expelling them via your mouth.

Ben and Kym are better at worm grunting than anyone else in the 5th grade.

by _Hoey_ October 1, 2007

Grunking

To dress up in Medieval-type armor and throw heads of cabbage at bears.

We brought a surplus of cabbage and cuirasses to the zoo to grunk the local bears.

by Dave March 11, 2004

Grumping it

When you skip a tutorial in a video game, and get stuck or lost in something the tutorial taught. A reference to Arin (Egoraptor) of the youtube channel Game Grumps, who would always skip tutorials.

"Bro, you're grumping it! You shouldn't have skipped the tutorial."
"Ah, yeah, I grumped it."

by queephlosion December 16, 2020

Grunting Face Curse

When you're beating off to porn you are cursed to come when it cuts to a shot of the guys grunting, bright red, sweaty face.

Dude, The Grunting Face Curse struck again when I came all over the image of Ron Jeremy's face.

by Scoots January 22, 2003