To dress up in Medieval-type armor and throw heads of cabbage at bears.
We brought a surplus of cabbage and cuirasses to the zoo to grunk the local bears.
by Dave March 11, 2004
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A godlike being,a rat,or a good moment
Grunk
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The combination of being grumpy and drunk - as epitomised by Colin Bacon during late night phone calls.


"Hello Colin Bacon, How are you?"
"All women are fucking evil, you're all evil and just fucking dreadful!..."
"Oh dear, are you Grunk again?"
by TeamAwesomeDjs October 23, 2008
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(n) The name is the result of combining two types of cannibis, grape and skunk, into a hybrid.
"Wow, that grunk sure seems to damage motor skills and render even the alphabet a challenge."
by max barshled August 12, 2007
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When a person gets so drunk that they switch sexual orientation until they are sober.
My gay friend Grant got grunk last night, and had a threesome with two big bosomed ladies of the night.
by BruceyBrew October 8, 2015
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