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grunding 

The act of stimulating one's grundle using slow, clockwise, circular motions. One doing so without disruption of their natrual breathing pattern becomes a professional, grunder.
Steve reveals his beetroot, shiney, Jewish nose and begins furiously grunding Atilla whilst plundging his throbbing licker into his copper badge.
grunding by Rupert Forsyth March 1, 2007
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Ankle grinding 

The act of twerking while in an Asian squat. Twerking at the ankle level.
Amity was ankle grinding hard at da club at ACEP Denver 2019.
Ankle grinding by Anklegrinder4lyf October 28, 2019

Sailboat tea grinding mill 

The man sits with his legs stretched out. The woman sits opposite the man and places her hips onto him and spreads her legs wide apart. The man puts both hands under either her lower back or legs and draws her to him.
John: My wife wants a new sex position tonight and I'm out of ideas.
Jake: How about the Sailboat tea grinding mill? It's a rare position. I use it sometime with my wife and she loves it.
John: Never heard of it, but I'll give it a shot.

dude grinding 

A homosexual dance that involves men grinding on each other, either penis to penis or penis to ass.
Oh man, look at those two gay guys dude grinding over there. Get a room!
dude grinding by cobbnobbler December 27, 2009

grinding gear 

grinding gear - noun
Pronunciation: (grind-ing gear)

Clothes women wear when they go out to the club or a party. Can usually be found at your local "Forever 21" store. Can sometimes can be mistaken as a synonym for "slutty attire". Makes most men lose their mind when they see a woman wearing one. Can also usually lead a man to buying a girl a drink at a club. Typically, women who wear it end up grinding some dude on the dancefloor in the club, hence the term.
"Hey girl! You can make a grown man cry with that grinding gear you got on. Let me buy you a drink!"

"Check out that chick by the bar. DAAAAMMMN! That grinding gear is complementing everything her momma gave her!"

"Girl, we going clubbin' tonight! Put on your best grinding gear and get ready to party!"
grinding gear by XtremeNinjaXxX September 28, 2011

grunting a loaf 

To defecate forcefully and voluminously.
I ate a whole rotisserie chicken and seven hot dogs. Several hours later, I grunted out a massive loaf.
grunting a loaf by loafgrunter January 20, 2003

grinding camouflage 

What are you doing right now, honey?

Just grinding camouflage for my tank.
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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