Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Scoots

muscoot

1) from muscoot farm
2) a silly name for animals
3) something to say when ur high

1) "why are we at muscoot farm?"
2) "come here little muscootie"
3) "shit im stoned! scoot scoot muscoot!"

muscoot by scoots December 15, 2004

1) a poop fart combonation
2) a stupid person
3) something fun to say whille ur stoned

1) yo i jsut did a big poot
2) your beeing a poot face 100
3) poot magoot

poot by scoots November 7, 2004

An imaginary version of a woman's hymen that is inside the anus of every gay man. It is "broken" the first time he is anally penetrated.

I heard Lance Bass broke his beymen last week. Guess who broke it. Joey Fatone.

behymen by Scoots April 13, 2003

Something that is terrible, but the one who made/owns it won't shut up about how great it is.

Student Film by Scoots February 25, 2003

A movie where acting is overdone and of poor quality, hence full of Ham and Cheese.

"Yeah, you see that new Shatner flick? It was such a Delicatessen Movie."

20x6 by Scoots January 22, 2003

When you're beating off to porn you are cursed to come when it cuts to a shot of the guys grunting, bright red, sweaty face.

Dude, The Grunting Face Curse struck again when I came all over the image of Ron Jeremy's face.