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Granping 

For a young person to be in an orgy filled with elderly people in a tent.
I could do with some granping right now
Granping by Nymphadora Tonks December 4, 2016
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Grasping at straws 

Doing and trying anything to resolve a dangerous / bad situation
"I don't know what to do, I'm grasping at straws!"

Granking 

The Process in gaming where you are "Grinding" very hard to rank up. Or Ranking Up with two - three scoops of GFuel.
"Randy was really Granking today after he snorted 3 lines of Gfuel."
Granking by the20footmidge July 14, 2020

grasping at straws 

When you're on the spot and you're looking to say some concrete shit but you have nothing to say.
Donald Rumsfeld explained to the committee where the WMD's were, but he was clearly grasping at straws.

Grasping at Straws 

Making wild and often times unbelievable assumptions or using far fetched ideas and possibilities to reach the desired conclusion.
The police were trying to make a conviction, but they were just grasping at straws.
Grasping at Straws by Gramarye June 16, 2008

gramping 

the act of getting really high and falling asleep at awkward times in a lazy boy in the poze of a grandpa
tyler got sooooo high last night and he totally gramped, he started gramping at like 6 oclock
gramping by Deckland December 23, 2009

Hugh Granting 

The act of playing the same character in every movie you appear in, modernly reffered to as "Russel Branding"
I'm getting sick of this Seth Rogen guy "Hugh Granting" all the time!
Hugh Granting by Mr Blue. December 14, 2010
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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