Grulching
The act of sticking a toothpick in your p-hole and running up against a wall jamming the toothpick into your p-hole.
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Grulching • grunching • gulching • Gaulching • dry gulching • Grimble Grunching • grinching • grouching • Gelching • gunching
dry gulching
dry gulching by Zsinix September 20, 2016
gouching
Gauching
When a molecule decides "fuck it" I'll go Gauche IBu-Me and introduce the steric strain.
Can also be used to describe someone who is extremely hypocritical such that their opinions seem to "gauche" themselves.
Can also be used to describe someone who is extremely hypocritical such that their opinions seem to "gauche" themselves.
God Damn tert-butal substiuents; these molecules are gauching so hard.
Bros gauching...
Are you gauching?
Bros gauching...
Are you gauching?
Gauching by 1-3 Diaxial Interactions January 22, 2023
grouching
Making beautiful, nasty, full eye-contact love in, around, or up against a dumpster, usually with a hooker from Craigslist and at your best friend's wedding.
Da'Ron returned to the ceremony with his date after grouching in the alleyway, disheveled, wearing only men's stars and stripes bikini underwear. "America, fuck yea" - garbage truck beeping could be heard in the distance.
grouching by grouching4life September 2, 2019
Gulching
Verb: To Gulch -
When a man shoves his dick down a chicks throat, and right at the point of deepest penetration, busts. This in effect causes the chick to vomit up the dick (note, the chick does not simply vomit, she specifically vomits the dick out of her throat) causing the most splendid sensation for the man.
When a man shoves his dick down a chicks throat, and right at the point of deepest penetration, busts. This in effect causes the chick to vomit up the dick (note, the chick does not simply vomit, she specifically vomits the dick out of her throat) causing the most splendid sensation for the man.
Jackson: Yo man did you have fun last night with that one bitch?
Guilhem: Yee son she gulched my dick so hard i still have gulch juice up in my pubes.
Jackson: Niiiiiice, gulching feels fucking bomb!
Guilhem: Yee son she gulched my dick so hard i still have gulch juice up in my pubes.
Jackson: Niiiiiice, gulching feels fucking bomb!
Gulching by Gulchmaster 3000 March 16, 2010
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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