Grulch

Where you mix a can of Beans and your own Fecal matter then boil it and add a sauce of your choice, then pour it on someones face as they sleep

Dave: I'm going to grulch you Johnny!
Johnny: What the fuck

by GarlicChunk172 March 17, 2024

Grulching

The act of sticking a toothpick in your p-hole and running up against a wall jamming the toothpick into your p-hole.

Had a killer Grulching session last night. It was incredibly painful.

by BluDru42 September 5, 2025