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Gulching 

Verb: To Gulch -

When a man shoves his dick down a chicks throat, and right at the point of deepest penetration, busts. This in effect causes the chick to vomit up the dick (note, the chick does not simply vomit, she specifically vomits the dick out of her throat) causing the most splendid sensation for the man.
Jackson: Yo man did you have fun last night with that one bitch?
Guilhem: Yee son she gulched my dick so hard i still have gulch juice up in my pubes.
Jackson: Niiiiiice, gulching feels fucking bomb!
Gulching by Gulchmaster 3000 March 16, 2010
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gulching 

The feeling when food has blocked your throat and you cannot breath and need something to wash it down with.
Hey James give me your coke im gulching.
gulching by chrisM77 December 29, 2007
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Gulching 

In Atlanta: misuse of public incentives by elected officials, potentially for personal gain. Inspired by the billion-dollar taxpayer-to-developer giveaway in Atlanta's currently empty railroad gulch.
Mayor Keisha Lance Bottoms didn't want a public process or public input. She just wanted to keep gulching all those dollars right into her pockets.
Gulching by Rowdy And Proud November 7, 2018

Gulching 

Gulching or to gulch is when you’re being wholesome with the squad, balling out, or about to have fun.
“Yo Danny wanna go gulching”, “yeah keyglin ima gulch you bro”
Gulching by Gulchlem December 13, 2024
The process of believing a gulch likes like a pond. A combination of the words "larping" and "gulch."
"I'm gulching it so hard right now."
Gulching by Holmesboy August 31, 2026

dry gulching 

Attacking someone by surprise, knocking someone out from behind, or ambushing somebody.
She got put in solitary for dry gulching her cellmate in the yard.
dry gulching by Zsinix September 20, 2016

dry gulching 

Anal sex without lube or warning. Ram her home!
"Last night i gave your mom the ol' dry gulch, kyle."

"After all.... blood is natures lube!"
dry gulching by sky July 25, 2004
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