Gaulching

The act of pooping then giving it to your female/lesbian mate as a dildo. Then when it hardens, shove it up yours or hers anus.

"I Gaulched with Stacy last night!"

Don't do a Gaulching to anybody.

by WTFAMIREADING August 28, 2016

grunching

replying to the first post in a forum thread without reading any of its replies by other users. the idea being to give responses which are not influenced by well-known posters.

Gruncher:
*grunching* In my opinion, that's a poor reason not to vote.

by sgrrman February 16, 2008

dry gulching

Attacking someone by surprise, knocking someone out from behind, or ambushing somebody.

She got put in solitary for dry gulching her cellmate in the yard.

by Zsinix September 20, 2016

gouching

Sedation / Drowsiness
Under the
influence of Heroin (An appearance of nodding off to sleep).

Stop gouching Bro and go get a nuffa £10 bag. Im clucking

by Sun lolly August 1, 2003

Gauching

When a molecule decides "fuck it" I'll go Gauche IBu-Me and introduce the steric strain.

Can also be used to describe someone who is extremely hypocritical such that their opinions seem to "gauche" themselves.

God Damn tert-butal substiuents; these molecules are gauching so hard.

Bros gauching...
Are you gauching?

by 1-3 Diaxial Interactions January 22, 2023

Gulching

Verb: To Gulch -

When a man shoves his dick down a chicks throat, and right at the point of deepest penetration, busts. This in effect causes the chick to vomit up the dick (note, the chick does not simply vomit, she specifically vomits the dick out of her throat) causing the most splendid sensation for the man.

Jackson: Yo man did you have fun last night with that one bitch?
Guilhem: Yee son she gulched my dick so hard i still have gulch juice up in my pubes.
Jackson: Niiiiiice, gulching feels fucking bomb!

by Gulchmaster 3000 March 16, 2010

gaughing

Verb. (gôf-ing, gŏf-ing)
A combination of laughing and gagging generally in an uncontrollable fashion.

Did you see Jon's topless selfie on Facebook? After reading the comments, I'm gaughing!

by CannedWolf October 11, 2015