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The plural verison of the word gruffus a word used to Identify the people or group of people that are acting very gruff. Multiple or group or people who presents themselves with a voice that sounds low, rough, and unfriendly, or behavior that is abrupt, stern, and impatient.
They were a bunch of gruffi today at the board meeting cutting me off with everything i said.
Gruffi by Gruffus man August 29, 2026
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Peter Griffin 

Our father, Peter Griffin is dead.

Sam Griffin 

To walk around in your skin tight medium festival foods work shirt and flex your 24.5” pythons on those corn-fed hoes (Amanda Brown).
Sam Griffin reps 3 plates on the bench more times than a democrat can blame trump on an issue in 2 minutes

Bradley Griffin-Salt 

A black man who happens to be the supreme overlord of the universe and 38 states of America, and of those left out states he is president. Also secretly the pope, and the single most richest man in the world, accumulating a wealth of a least 900 trillion dollars. Says is NZ-born, but in reality was sent from our ancestors of the universe, sent to save the world with his money and superiority. Bradley was the original Chuck Norris, however, became tired of this profession, and the particles around him to form a new chuck Norris. Can pay anything to do his will. Possible re-incarnation of Jesus. Few are worthy to stand in his presence. The population of the universe are his subjects. Upon nearing Bradley, one must prostrate ones self, and pray over 9000 prayers of thankfulness to the almighty for gracing us with his existence.
<subject1> Oh look, there's Bradley Griffin-Salt!
<subject2> All Hail!

Stewie Griffin

Stewie Griffin is a smart baby that is in Family Guy a hilarious show. He does have a football shaped head though. I love it when he says

" What the deuce??!!"
Stewie Griffin is damn smart for his age

radio graffiti 

A segment on The Ghost Show(True Capitalist Radio) via Blog Talk Radio. Towards the end of the show, Ghost gives callers about 4 seconds to say anything they want, Be it a shoutout, an audio clip, or TROLLING GHOST.
Ghost: 205, Radio Graffiti!

205: * FUCK YOU TEXAS, AND FUCK YOUR LONE STAR BEER-*

Ghost: Get this idiot of- GET'EM OFF!!
radio graffiti by Argonian Repoman August 30, 2011

Peter Griffin 

Person 1: have you ever heard of Peter griffin

Person 2: ya he is a very funny man
Peter Griffin by Böì October 22, 2020
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Failure Shower 

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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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