Gruffin

someone who arrives at your house at 2:30 am to pass out 2 minutes later in an awkward position while watching Creepshow2

gruffin: yo ld can i come to your house?
ld: no
gruffin: do you want me kiss you?

by cgriff88 March 22, 2009

Gruffin

A person who is grumpy 1st thing in the morning

What you being such a Gruffin for? bad night?

by DoofusMcgee July 1, 2011

Gruffins

An incredibly rough unsatisfying handjob.

Dude I paid this girl for a good time but she gave me a gruffins!

by BuddyBuddie February 19, 2022

Gruffin-Muffin

While Gruff is a hater or group of haters, a gruffin-muffin is a delightful post fight reward. Also known as hate sex, post fight coitus, or an angry lay.

His favourite way to make up after a fight is to get some gruffin-muffin. /or/ The gruffin-muffin inevitably made them more cheersighted.

by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023