Gruffin

someone who arrives at your house at 2:30 am to pass out 2 minutes later in an awkward position while watching Creepshow2

gruffin: yo ld can i come to your house?
ld: no
gruffin: do you want me kiss you?

by cgriff88 March 22, 2009

Gruffin

A person who is grumpy 1st thing in the morning

What you being such a Gruffin for? bad night?

by DoofusMcgee July 1, 2011

Gruffin-Muffin

While Gruff is a hater or group of haters, a gruffin-muffin is a delightful post fight reward. Also known as hate sex, post fight coitus, or an angry lay.

His favourite way to make up after a fight is to get some gruffin-muffin. /or/ The gruffin-muffin inevitably made them more cheersighted.

by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023

Peter Griffin

The biggest Chad of them all

Our father, Peter Griffin is dead.

by BazingaBoyWhipAndNaeNae March 28, 2019

Sam Griffin

To walk around in your skin tight medium festival foods work shirt and flex your 24.5” pythons on those corn-fed hoes (Amanda Brown).

Sam Griffin reps 3 plates on the bench more times than a democrat can blame trump on an issue in 2 minutes

by ballsdeepinyoursister June 27, 2021

Bradley Griffin-Salt

A black man who happens to be the supreme overlord of the universe and 38 states of America, and of those left out states he is president. Also secretly the pope, and the single most richest man in the world, accumulating a wealth of a least 900 trillion dollars. Says is NZ-born, but in reality was sent from our ancestors of the universe, sent to save the world with his money and superiority. Bradley was the original Chuck Norris, however, became tired of this profession, and the particles around him to form a new chuck Norris. Can pay anything to do his will. Possible re-incarnation of Jesus. Few are worthy to stand in his presence. The population of the universe are his subjects. Upon nearing Bradley, one must prostrate ones self, and pray over 9000 prayers of thankfulness to the almighty for gracing us with his existence.

<subject1> Oh look, there's Bradley Griffin-Salt!
<subject2> All Hail!

by Faithful Subject October 28, 2012

Stewie Griffin

Stewie Griffin is a smart baby that is in Family Guy a hilarious show. He does have a football shaped head though. I love it when he says

" What the deuce??!!"

Stewie Griffin is damn smart for his age

by Petergriffin#awesome December 4, 2017