Groinal

Anatomically- Towards the center of the pelvic area/groin

Behaviorally- Acting like a penis/any part of the male reproductive system

Anatomical: Outside the club, Leon got gatted by De'ion. The shot was just below the belt and groinal. He ain't gonna be ballin no time soon.

Behavioral: Geno was really being a chode. I don't know what burr was in his $%# but he was being really groinal.

Groinal by Hoot Hollway August 2, 2009

groinal

Pertaining to the groin, or being like the groin.

Link from "The Legend of Zelda" looks really groinal, you know?

groinal by Sammich February 8, 2003

Groinal Stretches 

When wearing tights, often we find that the groin area insists on sagging. To overcome this, we stretch the groinal area by widening the legs, either with legs side by side, or placing one foot forward and one foot back.

Chantelle: "What are you doing? You look like a goon"
Charmaine: "My tights are lowering, I'm doing groinal stretches"

Groinal Stretches by Alice Taylor September 5, 2006

groinal squish 

A term used in wrestling and military endurance training. Facing away from your oponant who might be up against a wall you back heel kick the groin specifically the bulge in his pants. In extreme jock to jock fighting it is not uncommon to have the nuts wasted and the cock hammered flat into the abdoman. See www.jockstomp.com for similar consenting jock to jock foot to crotch contact.

The consequences of continually being bronco kicked resulted in a complete groinal squish with no future posibility for baby making.

groinal squish by Mar Wo January 23, 2008

groinal acreage

Priapic girth.

Earl presented a problem to Coach Nilpferd, having such abundant groinal acreage it was difficult to fit him with a cup.

groinal acreage by megnao flimpis August 5, 2003

groinal acreage

Body mass of the pubic area.

Bubba bragged about his groinal acreage at football practice but in the showers it became common knowledge that his real estate was "quaint, small and a handyman project."

groinal acreage by harry flashman August 3, 2003

groinal acreage

To bemoan body aches.

Harold groinal acerage he had in his joints.

groinal acreage by jorge August 11, 2003