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Thigh aches 

Strong secretive sexual attraction that gives such severe blue balls that your thighs ache
OMG Paul has the serious thigh aches for Dara
Thigh aches by Badass Shark January 16, 2019

Buffalo-aches 

Aches and sores in the joints typically as a result from ingesting an egregious amount of buffalo cum.
"Aww man I shouldn't have eaten all that buffalo cum last night. I got a serious case of the buffalo-aches!"
Buffalo-aches by Decepticollin March 29, 2020

Mc Aches 

The stomach pains one receives after eating at Mc Donalds
jim- how was your Big Mac

tom- soo good..but now i have the Mc Aches
Mc Aches by carlzbro December 10, 2009

Planet of the Aches 

Having aches all around your body.
My back, head, other head, ear, stomach, etc... hurts like a mother!
Thats Planet of the Aches

Hurt-aches 

Hurt-aches refer to the rippling seam of hurts that can weave throughout your entire being as a result of unresolved trauma.
I had absolutely no clarity around my 'hurt-aches'. All I knew was that they were deeply embedded in my being, rippling and raging until they could be contained no more
Hurt-aches by Magic Myrtle April 28, 2020

Hurt-aches 

Hurt-aches refer to the rippling seam of hurts that can weave throughout your entire being as a result of unresolved trauma.
I had absolutely no clarity around my 'hurt-aches'. All I knew was that they were deeply embedded in my being, rippling and raging until they could be contained no more
Hurt-aches by Magic Myrtle April 28, 2020
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026
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