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groingle 

welcome to the groingle! weve got fun and groin!
groingle by john smith jesus November 20, 2003
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groingle 

welcome to the groingle, we've got fun and groin
groingle by slash August 13, 2004

groingle percentage 

the difference in colour between the skin and the tip of the penis. higher percentage, more contrast.
person #1: My tip is dark pink, almost red, but my
skin is so pale!
person #2: Bro, your groingle percentage has got to be 85 or above!
To stab in the inner thigh, or groin area. gore
When trying to get back at a cheating ex-boyfriend, the best idea is to groinge him.
groinge by XakkMaster January 11, 2009

Shmingle Bop Gringle Doom 

A phrase used to say you're in an extremely bad situation, usually after you say what is happening.
Oh sh*t there's a shark right beside me SHMINGLE BOP GRINGLE DOOM.

Gronglestomp 

When somebody stomps on a man's testicle
1 Hey jeremy did you have sex with your wife last night?

2 Yea Phil, she gave me a gronglestomp
Gronglestomp by gardiel May 20, 2022
A fluidic and mutable term. May be used as a verb or noun. A non-offensive word replacement.
Baby, I wanna Gringle you like a madman. Get your own! Don't Gringle My Pringle's. I am so angry with her, I could just Gringle!
Gringle by Naughty Puppet Show January 31, 2010
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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