groingle
groingle by john smith jesus November 20, 2003
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groingle • groingle percentage • gringle • grongle • gloingle • gringler • Goingle • Goingle Boink • Gringlebingle • Gringlebopped
groingle percentage
the difference in colour between the skin and the tip of the penis. higher percentage, more contrast.
person #1: My tip is dark pink, almost red, but my
skin is so pale!
person #2: Bro, your groingle percentage has got to be 85 or above!
skin is so pale!
person #2: Bro, your groingle percentage has got to be 85 or above!
groingle percentage by chompgiraffe June 29, 2024
groinge
groinge by XakkMaster January 11, 2009
Shmingle Bop Gringle Doom
Shmingle Bop Gringle Doom by JewishAftertaste June 11, 2018
Gronglestomp
Gronglestomp by gardiel May 20, 2022
Gringle
Baby, I wanna Gringle you like a madman. Get your own! Don't Gringle My Pringle's. I am so angry with her, I could just Gringle!
Gringle by Naughty Puppet Show January 31, 2010
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