58 definitions by megnao flimpis

arse candle

A turd passed after swallowing a string.

I passed a wick-ed arse candle.

by megnao flimpis August 15, 2003

Woodrow

An erection, derived from woody. Woodrow denote class and elegance in this particular kind of tumescence.

I recall Princess Di with fondness, she always gave me a woodrow.

by megnao flimpis July 6, 2003

fastidious

To get stupid quick or be dumbstruck.

Bubba prayed he wouldn't get an attack of the fastidious again and get all tongue-tied as he prepared to ask Jolene to join him in the back seat.

by megnao flimpis August 6, 2003

apparatchik

An apparently rodentlike woman.

The Senator from New York was an apparatchik when it came to campaign money, she could smell it, ferret it out, hoard it, consume it and spend it, leaving only droppings as evidence it ever was.

by megnao flimpis August 4, 2003

infeminate

Womanly in manner or looks.

Vice Klugle Leander thought Klansman Delmar was kinda infeminate and maybe shouldn't oughta be wearing the robes...the thought made him giddy.

by megnao flimpis August 6, 2003

shiznay

Proto-Pig-Latin for shiz.

Utwhey isnay shiznay?

by megnao flimpis July 17, 2003

dog poop

A Weltanschauung characterized by angst.

"Fuck me to tears", said Leroy, for his whole worldview was nothing but dog poop.

by megnao flimpis August 6, 2003