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An essential vitamin, without which one suffers from headaches, depression, sudden violent anger, sluggishness, muddled thinking, and crankiness.
I once went 10 months without vitamin C and only suffered a mild bout with scurvy and tooth loss...I went 24 hours without caffeine and that's why I'm doing life without parole.
by megnao flimpis July 17, 2003

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Speech characterized by inadvertant rude and vulgar words. Pottymouth can be learned from poor parental example, peers or prolonged military service.
LT Flashman will never rise above his station....he is a pottymouth....he used to be an enlisted man, you know?
by megnao flimpis July 06, 2003

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Silver duct tape.
Herschel got West Virginia Chrome on his pickup truck.
by megnao flimpis July 13, 2003

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An erection, derived from woody. Woodrow denote class and elegance in this particular kind of tumescence.
I recall Princess Di with fondness, she always gave me a woodrow.
by megnao flimpis July 06, 2003

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Military acronym for Fuck U Jack I'm Movin' Out. A verbal and physical method of dealing with a problem.
Say What!? VC coming over the wire? Fujimo.
by megnao flimpis July 07, 2003

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The daily drivel delivered Monday through Friday on the CBS evening news by Dan Rather.
I record my daily ration of shit on my VCR, then fast forward to the commercials.
by megnao flimpis August 02, 2003

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An adjective modifier for the noun "jumbo".
All I got from the car dealer was some mumbo jumbo about the warranty...sounded like BS to me.
by megnao flimpis July 31, 2003

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