58 definitions by megnao flimpis
While momentarily distracted by the blond women with the big chest, Rodney struck his thumb with his 22oz. framing hammer, giving himself an intantaneous throbber.
by megnao flimpis July 17, 2003
A 19th century perpetual motion machine powered by steam, theorized by Alberto Einstein but no actual production models were ever built.
Alberto told the eager investors gathered in Plaza de Suenos that for as few as 500 Pesos they could own a piece of his revolucionary self esteem engine.
by megnao flimpis August 12, 2003
Ashton, a product of daycare, pre-school, pre-K, kindergarten and rudementary school grades 1-5 entered middle school with too much self esteem, a free spirit and a penchant for litigation.
by megnao flimpis August 12, 2003
by megnao flimpis July 04, 2003
by megnao flimpis July 04, 2003
Pearlene was a good looking woman but had the personality and disposition of a soup sandwich...Bubba, in a rare moment of wisdom, decided on celibacy tonight.
by megnao flimpis August 19, 2003
