Groche 

1. Used to describe an event where the people attending think it’s an absolute banger, but everyone else knows it’s lame
2. Used to describe a person who takes pride in their self-perceived popularity, but is actually loathed by the people they claim to associate with
3. Anything that lacks self-awareness to an obnoxious degree, often causing secondhand embarrassment for its witnesses

That party was so groche. People won’t shut up about how fucked they got even though we all know they had two trulys and called it a night

Groche by biiiiiiiiiiigdick June 21, 2022

Gochenour 

A Gochenour is a middle-aged white guy with a beergut and perpetual scowl who always wears sleeveless shirts, sunglasses, and workboots and thinks he is a badass because of his scowling gargoyle face, barrel chest, and Harley. He thinks he can fight, but he hasn't been in a "fight" since 1987, when he pushed a kid on the playground. Gochenours are also notorious abusers, cheaters, and dirty macks. They beat their wives, scream at their kids, repeatedly cheat on their wives, and target other men's wives for their extramarital affairs.

Jamie: That old fat fuck is a pussy. Why is he staring at me?

Wade: He's a Gochenour.

Jamie: I think that Gochenour is cheating on his wife with a married coworker.

Wade: He beats her, too.

Gochenour by Kalbach September 30, 2023

Grocery-Sticked 

The often unneccessary act of someone placing the plastic divider on a grocery store conveyor belt to seperate their items from yours. Can be used as a metaphor for other situations.

Person 1: “Did you really just grocery-stick me? I have $100 worth of food and your only items are a candy bar and a tv.”
Person 2: “....Uh, I just didn’t want them to get mixed up.”
Person 1: “Never in the history of the world has anyone switched items with another person using a grocery stick because they would still have to pay for it.”

Steve: “Hey man, did you go home with that hot blonde last night?!
Kevin: “Nah man, I got grocery-sticked by her fat friend.”

Stacy: “Did you get Taylor Swift’s autograph?!
Monica: “Fuck no! I got up close when she got out of her limo but got grocery-sticked by three security guards!”
Stacy: “.....sounds hot”
Monica: “No, look it up on urban dictionary .”

Grocery-Sticked by But Sects December 11, 2019

In Grocery We Trust 

The Korean actors and co-stars Son Ye Jin and Hyun Bin (aka BinJin) were photographed grocery shopping together in LA (not in their home country). Though they deny that they are dating, BinJin shippers use this as evidence they really are dating -In Grocery We Trust

Friend: There's no way BinJin is dating!
Me: In grocery we trust!

In Grocery We Trust by priscillastump May 31, 2020

green grocer 

When one masterbates and inserts a cucumber or a zucchini in thier butt and then pulls it out at the second they climax and takes a bite out of it.

John performed a green grocer on himself last night. He said it was great.

green grocer by teh744 November 4, 2008

Grothesk

well known internet troll, mostly known on spikednations for spending 24/7 on videos trying to add a blend of humor but continously failing leading to themselves trying to come up with excuses for why they fail so much only showing further how much of a troll they are, often copies and pastes known remarks from other websites, gets owned all the time by other users and is the leader of trollkind and lives in his moms basment close to the special needs school where even they think grothesk is a bit too special to attend

grothesk "I am the wittiest person ever"

user "not you again go away"

grothesk (quoting mark twain or other known quoter) "I am better than you heres why -(insert known quote)"

user "..........have you shut up yet"

Grothesk by exploder187 August 28, 2011

make groceries 

to go grocery shopping; to purchase groceries; originated in new orleans

We going to make groceries today.

make groceries by kevin j kellup April 24, 2006