Twain 

A Romanian gipsy who hates Messi because he obliterated his idol Penaldo many times. Twain frequently posts on /sp/, a board on 4chan discussing sports. He is recognizable by his anti messi posting whenever Penaldo is having a shit game under different flags because he pays for VPN to shitpost on 4chan (the absolute state of him) and has many aliases depending on what flag he posts under. Usually posts under Serbian proxy (Twainovic) and Sudaca proxies (Twainandez, mostly Argentinian proxy to make Argentinians look retarded and sometimes his Uruguayan proxy). Goes into a meltdown whenever Messi is having a good game and starts accusing everyone as Alfonso (His schizophrenic boogeyman) whenever someone is defending Messi

Alphonso isn't real Twain, seek help

Oh great, PSG lost, Twain is having a field day today

O TWAINANDEZ, stop using your sudaca proxies, you're not fooling anyone

Twain by Baseduncu March 9, 2022

TWAIN 

Technical term realting to devices such as scanners attached to computers.
TWAIN stands for
Technology Without An Interesting Name.
No shit.

And now we'll just grab that picture from the mag via your twain scanner.

TWAIN by w00x January 8, 2004

twain 

A very furry vagina. A vagina so hairy that is vaguely resembles Mark Twain's hair-do.

Birdie went down to Jenny's to get some twain.

twain by Bunny_of_the_Scots May 5, 2008

TWAIN 

of taiwan, tawny. is a legend, wise, knowledgable, omni present.

-that guy twain has knowlegde,lets go get mashup
- yer, mashup!! -props!!!

TWAIN by twain December 28, 2005

Twain 

An annoyance; an annoying person

Judy won't leave me alone, shes such a fucking twain.
Stop being such a twain.
Bonnie-"Mommy! Suzy called me a twain!!". Mom- " You are a twain"

Twain by Sarahahaha! October 10, 2005

twain 

to cause physical harm to ones self while masterbating.

I really twained my hamstring yesterday.

twain by sammy deisel July 13, 2010

Twain 

An insult used to insinuate that an opinion does not matter or hold credence.

The term is derived from the phrase "my two cents" in an attempt to use sarcasm and irony to convey the lack of personal interest the speaker of the word holds for another's opinion.

"Nobody respects your twain garbage"

"Thank you for sharing your twain *sarcasm*, now I am going to go and do something that is useful"

"Keep your twain to yourself"

Twain by scraz51_again September 10, 2009