Grittner

One of the coolest German friends you know. Super smart and super friendly.
Has very fertile sperm. Absolute sex god.
Cannot stop penetrating any problems he comes across.
Definitely someone you’d like to know or keep by your side.

I need a Grittner by my side.

by Atandbro February 23, 2023

Gritter

A person from the Niles region of Southwest Michigan that is known as one of the dregs of society. Gritters are usually known for being unkempt and wearing pajamas to Walmart, and being of a lower IQ, while thinking they are some sort of dirtbag Patriarche.
The female version is a Gritta, and a particularly well known Gritter, with the proper pedigree is known as a Legacy Gritter

That Gritter smells like stale Marlboros.

by Gritter King June 23, 2021

Council Gritter

Someone taking a hit for the team by fucking council housing lasses in order to keep them off the streets, therefore stop them getting knocked up by other council housing clowns

Bobby: Fuck me Dave, your a right Council Gritter! Is that how you met your wife?

by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

council gritter

The botty, arse, backside.

"Elton John loves it up the Council Gritter."

by frank pubes February 3, 2005

Gritter

A person from southwest Michigan who is known to be a sloppy annoyance or menace to society and also does heinous act such as wear flannel pajama pants to various storys

That gritter is trifling they must be from Nile’s

by Gritter prince June 28, 2022

council gritter

Anus
Council Gritter= Shitter

Have you told your girlfriend to try poppers? Apparently they make her want to take it up the council!

by Baldrick March 28, 2005

gritter

A teenager/young adult, often a highschool dropout, whom associates with the "bad crowd" and smokes/inhales and sometimes deals drugs of any type.

"I don't want to attend that party, it will be full of gritters"

"I ended our friendship after he became a gritter"

by StaceyT September 30, 2005