20 definition by frank pubes

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Jugs, breasts, hooters, jubblies, big orbs.
"Check Tracey's baps, they're hanging out her dress..."

Wee Scabby - Christmas night out, 2004
by frank pubes February 05, 2005

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The botty, arse, backside.
"Elton John loves it up the Council Gritter."
by frank pubes February 03, 2005

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a fucking great band, their album screamadelica gives me a stiffy.
get primal scream on, your simply red album is shite.
by frank pubes December 31, 2004

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a vigorous humping up the rangers end.
"farquar came over last night, we had a nice bottle of red wine, a few joints and nasty bum sex."
by frank pubes September 16, 2005

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a dirty big slack fanjita, the kind you find on burds from paisley, esp. the kind that drink in vienna's.
"i went home with big sweaty betty last night, when she ripped her kegs off i noticed she has fanny like a donkey's yawn!"
by frank pubes December 30, 2004

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When the ball sack is sweaty and sticks to the inner thigh.
"Christ it's hot as hell today, I've got a bit of bagpeel for my troubles ..."
by frank pubes February 03, 2005

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the brand of fags wee jim watson's mum smokes
"hey frodo, yer maw smokes woodbine !!!"
by frank pubes December 31, 2004

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