Grimejob
When you shit into a ziplock bag or type of bag, cut a corner, and proceed to write on a car with your excrement
Grimejob by Magudelo19 March 16, 2017
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Grimmjob
-Noun
1. The act of thrusting one's hand through a friend, and or combat opponent's chest; causing a mortal wound to be inflicted on said target. The coin was termed from Tite Kubo's "Bleach," particularly from an act that character Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez performed on Luppi Antenor, after Grimmjow regained his arm after having it dissected by another superior. With his newly acquired limb, Grimmjow thrusts his hand through Luppi's chest out of defiance, declaring his victory over his once senior officer.
2. Definitely not an act of a sexual nature.
1. The act of thrusting one's hand through a friend, and or combat opponent's chest; causing a mortal wound to be inflicted on said target. The coin was termed from Tite Kubo's "Bleach," particularly from an act that character Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez performed on Luppi Antenor, after Grimmjow regained his arm after having it dissected by another superior. With his newly acquired limb, Grimmjow thrusts his hand through Luppi's chest out of defiance, declaring his victory over his once senior officer.
2. Definitely not an act of a sexual nature.
Damn I just wanna walk up to that bastard and shove my hand through his chest. He'd totally get a grimmjob if I wasn't so passive.
Grimmjob by Peace-Walker-Shiro November 7, 2010
Grimebob
An individual that realizes, typically in his formative years, that the insecurity he has strugled with his whole life is actually latent homosexuality. This type of homosexuality is often a catalytic, rebelous response to an "overbearing" parent/parent figure; whom trys to re-live their dreams of playing in the NFL through their children. Grimebob's often become infatuated with blumpkins.
When it occured to Magnus that he would never beat Wes Welker in a foot race, he realized he was nothing more than a Grimebob
Grimebob by Thejangles August 21, 2010
Grimjob
When a man and a woman have anal sex and the woman proceeds to excrete onto the mans penis, the women then sucks the excretion off of the mans penis...
Hey give us a grimjob...make sure its nice and creamy though...
TD Xx PiLLoW: Dont worry i will, and i wont miss because ill hard aim
TD xX EP1C : WOW!! Tastes like Marmite...
TD Xx PiLLoW: Dont worry i will, and i wont miss because ill hard aim
TD xX EP1C : WOW!! Tastes like Marmite...
Grimjob by Taylor Westicle February 9, 2009
Grimjob
On twitter, Ryan Grim preforms a Grimjob by blocking a media figure on twitter and than use the same platform to smear that figure.
Grimjob by PLEBS4DORE November 15, 2021
grimjob
(grĭm'-jäb) (v.) - to run interference for politicians in a "tongue in a - -" manner (also see grimmed ) ; (n.) such a maneuver.
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