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Grimejob 

When you shit into a ziplock bag or type of bag, cut a corner, and proceed to write on a car with your excrement
Damn, can you believe Rick grimejobed her car last night?!
Grimejob by Magudelo19 March 16, 2017
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-Noun
1. The act of thrusting one's hand through a friend, and or combat opponent's chest; causing a mortal wound to be inflicted on said target. The coin was termed from Tite Kubo's "Bleach," particularly from an act that character Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez performed on Luppi Antenor, after Grimmjow regained his arm after having it dissected by another superior. With his newly acquired limb, Grimmjow thrusts his hand through Luppi's chest out of defiance, declaring his victory over his once senior officer.

2. Definitely not an act of a sexual nature.
Damn I just wanna walk up to that bastard and shove my hand through his chest. He'd totally get a grimmjob if I wasn't so passive.
Grimmjob by Peace-Walker-Shiro November 7, 2010
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An individual that realizes, typically in his formative years, that the insecurity he has strugled with his whole life is actually latent homosexuality. This type of homosexuality is often a catalytic, rebelous response to an "overbearing" parent/parent figure; whom trys to re-live their dreams of playing in the NFL through their children. Grimebob's often become infatuated with blumpkins.
When it occured to Magnus that he would never beat Wes Welker in a foot race, he realized he was nothing more than a Grimebob
Grimebob by Thejangles August 21, 2010
The act of giving someone a rimjob after they've just had a dirty Indian meal, and you taste the spices.
Mate, so I gave a jalcrazi grimjob after a curry. I can still taste the tikka masala.
Grimjob by Jalcrazi November 9, 2015
When a man and a woman have anal sex and the woman proceeds to excrete onto the mans penis, the women then sucks the excretion off of the mans penis...
Hey give us a grimjob...make sure its nice and creamy though...

TD Xx PiLLoW: Dont worry i will, and i wont miss because ill hard aim

TD xX EP1C : WOW!! Tastes like Marmite...


Grimjob by Taylor Westicle February 9, 2009
Blocking someone but then Smearing that person from behind that block so that person can’t respond.
On twitter, Ryan Grim preforms a Grimjob by blocking a media figure on twitter and than use the same platform to smear that figure.
Grimjob by PLEBS4DORE November 15, 2021
(grĭm'-jäb) (v.) - to run interference for politicians in a "tongue in a - -" manner (also see grimmed ) ; (n.) such a maneuver.
Did you see the latest grimjob by Ryan Grim? He really grimjobbed AOC well!
grimjob by wordistry April 29, 2021
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
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Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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