Greg'in

Doing everything and anything, but working.

Its Monday, fuck it. I'm greg'in it today.

Greg'in by FImperialDade May 4, 2026

Greg in my ass 

Greg is in my ass and it tastes like my dad's penis

Greg in my ass. Yes Papi

Greg in my ass by Wavethrave457 March 20, 2019

Greg-Induced Anger 

A medical condition caused by the autistic actions that come from one with the name "Greg." This strange phenomenon will result in high mental stress and extreme rage.

Symptoms: Elevated heart rate, unusual levels of anger and irritation, and the urge to beat the fuck out of Greg in the middle of a cornfield until his legs become malleable.

Treatments: Beating the fuck out of Greg in the middle of a cornfield until his legs become malleable.

Hey Mom, I'm going to Gonge today to relieve my Greg-Induced Anger. I'll just be beating the fuck out of Greg in the middle of a cornfield until his legs become malleable.

Greg-Induced Anger by Greggo Buck January 20, 2018

gregin out 

When a friend plans something with you and then ditches at the last minute

Me: Yo you still coming down town tomorrow?
Friend: Nah man i gotta save some money for the cottage
Me: man are you gregin out again?

gregin out by helicopterrrrr July 7, 2011

Greging 

1. To Greg
2. To present ones posterior in the manner of Dr. Greg Ones (Doctor of Geology)
3. Or, to rub ones nipples while engaging in conversation
4. To order a club sandwich in a restaurant which specializes in BBQ products

So the other day at the club, this girl was totally Greging to me.

Greging by fullmetal August 22, 2012

Greging it

Masturbating all day non stop for the sheer purpose of getting rid of boredom, or in some cases expressing your hatred of Sara Palin through sexual pleasure.

Not to be confused with the phrase "gregging it" which is masterbation into a hat.

Examples: 1)"I was so mad when Sara Palin but out going rouge that I just had to start greging it."

"Today I looked up pornography on the internet and started greging it because I was bored"

2)"Hey did you here what Sara Palin did the other day?"

"Yeah, i'm going to protest by greging it."

A person who would start gregging it would be someone who goes out on weekends and attempts to get laid, or someone who is very democratic.

Greging it by Zyonryu December 13, 2009

j-gregin 

Looking for "relations" with girls between the ages 12 and 15.

Guy 1: Are you trying to hook up with that girl?
Guy2: Yeah.
Guy 1: How old is she?
Guy 2: I think she is like 13.
Guy 1: Oh you j-gregin it.

j-gregin by Rocking756 March 18, 2010