A medical condition caused by the autistic actions that come from one with the name "Greg." This strange phenomenon will result in high mental stress and extreme rage.

Symptoms: Elevated heart rate, unusual levels of anger and irritation, and the urge to beat the fuck out of Greg in the middle of a cornfield until his legs become malleable.

Treatments: Beating the fuck out of Greg in the middle of a cornfield until his legs become malleable.

Hey Mom, I'm going to Gonge today to relieve my Greg-Induced Anger. I'll just be beating the fuck out of Greg in the middle of a cornfield until his legs become malleable.

Greg-Induced Anger by Greggo Buck January 20, 2018

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gregin out

When a friend plans something with you and then ditches at the last minute

Me: Yo you still coming down town tomorrow?
Friend: Nah man i gotta save some money for the cottage
Me: man are you gregin out again?

gregin out by helicopterrrrr July 7, 2011

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Greging

1. To Greg
2. To present ones posterior in the manner of Dr. Greg Ones (Doctor of Geology)
3. Or, to rub ones nipples while engaging in conversation
4. To order a club sandwich in a restaurant which specializes in BBQ products

So the other day at the club, this girl was totally Greging to me.

Greging by fullmetal August 22, 2012

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Greging it

Masturbating all day non stop for the sheer purpose of getting rid of boredom, or in some cases expressing your hatred of Sara Palin through sexual pleasure.

Not to be confused with the phrase "gregging it" which is masterbation into a hat.

Examples: 1)"I was so mad when Sara Palin but out going rouge that I just had to start greging it."

"Today I looked up pornography on the internet and started greging it because I was bored"

2)"Hey did you here what Sara Palin did the other day?"

"Yeah, i'm going to protest by greging it."

A person who would start gregging it would be someone who goes out on weekends and attempts to get laid, or someone who is very democratic.

Greging it by Zyonryu December 13, 2009

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j-gregin

Looking for "relations" with girls between the ages 12 and 15.

Guy 1: Are you trying to hook up with that girl?
Guy2: Yeah.
Guy 1: How old is she?
Guy 2: I think she is like 13.
Guy 1: Oh you j-gregin it.

j-gregin by Rocking756 March 18, 2010

Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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