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gregnant 

When you become pregnant with a man named Greg, especially those with the last name of Universe.
Greg: Sigh... I can't believe I just fucked a space rock...
Rose: Great news, I'm gregnant!
gregnant by citrusui November 29, 2016
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gregin out 

When a friend plans something with you and then ditches at the last minute
Me: Yo you still coming down town tomorrow?
Friend: Nah man i gotta save some money for the cottage
Me: man are you gregin out again?
gregin out by helicopterrrrr July 7, 2011
1. To Greg
2. To present ones posterior in the manner of Dr. Greg Ones (Doctor of Geology)
3. Or, to rub ones nipples while engaging in conversation
4. To order a club sandwich in a restaurant which specializes in BBQ products
So the other day at the club, this girl was totally Greging to me.
Greging by fullmetal August 22, 2012
The reproductive organ of a female over the age of 70. Usually that which has, through years of heavy usage and aging, become grey and withered.
I wouldn't fuck your grandma's gragina with a stolen dick.
Gragina by gdaman5 November 23, 2011

Greging it

Masturbating all day non stop for the sheer purpose of getting rid of boredom, or in some cases expressing your hatred of Sara Palin through sexual pleasure.

Not to be confused with the phrase "gregging it" which is masterbation into a hat.
Examples: 1)"I was so mad when Sara Palin but out going rouge that I just had to start greging it."

"Today I looked up pornography on the internet and started greging it because I was bored"

2)"Hey did you here what Sara Palin did the other day?"

"Yeah, i'm going to protest by greging it."

A person who would start gregging it would be someone who goes out on weekends and attempts to get laid, or someone who is very democratic.
Greging it by Zyonryu December 13, 2009

Gregnant 

When a male is pregnant as a fucking joke
Omg, you’re gregnant! Congrats bro!
Wait, wtf Jacob?
Gregnant by _Sarcastic_ April 6, 2021
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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