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gregnant 

When you become pregnant with a man named Greg, especially those with the last name of Universe.
Greg: Sigh... I can't believe I just fucked a space rock...
Rose: Great news, I'm gregnant!
gregnant by citrusui November 29, 2016
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gregin out 

When a friend plans something with you and then ditches at the last minute
Me: Yo you still coming down town tomorrow?
Friend: Nah man i gotta save some money for the cottage
Me: man are you gregin out again?
gregin out by helicopterrrrr July 7, 2011
1. To Greg
2. To present ones posterior in the manner of Dr. Greg Ones (Doctor of Geology)
3. Or, to rub ones nipples while engaging in conversation
4. To order a club sandwich in a restaurant which specializes in BBQ products
So the other day at the club, this girl was totally Greging to me.
Greging by fullmetal August 22, 2012
The reproductive organ of a female over the age of 70. Usually that which has, through years of heavy usage and aging, become grey and withered.
I wouldn't fuck your grandma's gragina with a stolen dick.
Gragina by gdaman5 November 23, 2011

Greging it

Masturbating all day non stop for the sheer purpose of getting rid of boredom, or in some cases expressing your hatred of Sara Palin through sexual pleasure.

Not to be confused with the phrase "gregging it" which is masterbation into a hat.
Examples: 1)"I was so mad when Sara Palin but out going rouge that I just had to start greging it."

"Today I looked up pornography on the internet and started greging it because I was bored"

2)"Hey did you here what Sara Palin did the other day?"

"Yeah, i'm going to protest by greging it."

A person who would start gregging it would be someone who goes out on weekends and attempts to get laid, or someone who is very democratic.
Greging it by Zyonryu December 13, 2009

Gregnant 

Omg, you’re gregnant! Congrats bro!
Wait, wtf Jacob?
Gregnant by _Sarcastic_ April 6, 2021