greengrass
greengrass by thefunnyman February 4, 2009
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1. A pretentious douchebag of a manager, who usually does hiring interviews. He screens out freethinkers and nonconformists by telling them they got all interview questions wrong even if they were right. Just to discriminate against them for being different in some way.
2. In an interview being discriminated against, and then it being hidden like you failed the interview questions in some way.
3. Being given an interview question and being told you failed it or got it wrong, when clearly you didn't. 'What is 2+2?" "Four." "Wrong, you can't solve problems so we cannot hire you!"
2. In an interview being discriminated against, and then it being hidden like you failed the interview questions in some way.
3. Being given an interview question and being told you failed it or got it wrong, when clearly you didn't. 'What is 2+2?" "Four." "Wrong, you can't solve problems so we cannot hire you!"
1. I didn't get the job because the interviewing manager greengrassed me.
2. I went to the place for the interview, but a greengass had interviewed me, so I didn't get the job.
3. Greengrass asked me to solve the problem of the coworker who makes annoying noises, so I said I would ask that coworker to nicely quit making noise. Greengrass them told me he couldn't hire me because I just called a coworker "an asshole" in his role playing sessions, even if I never used that term or tone.
2. I went to the place for the interview, but a greengass had interviewed me, so I didn't get the job.
3. Greengrass asked me to solve the problem of the coworker who makes annoying noises, so I said I would ask that coworker to nicely quit making noise. Greengrass them told me he couldn't hire me because I just called a coworker "an asshole" in his role playing sessions, even if I never used that term or tone.
Greengrass by Orion Blastar December 20, 2013
Astoria Greengrass
The object of hatred for thousands of women across the planet! The cause of mass suicides of hundreds of fangirls! An irritating, undeserving, rat faced...okay okay I'll do it properly...
A pure blooded Slytherin witch with dark hair, and a very good looking one too (dammit). Younger sister of Daphne Greengrass and two years below Harry Potter at Hogwarts.
Known for being the bloody lucky woman who gets to marry (the extremely hot, attractive, gorgeous) Draco Malfoy (curses! damn her!). She bears his son (damn her again!) Scorpius Hyperion Malfoy (who blatantly goes on to marry Rose Weasley, just thought I'd put that in), who starts at Hogwarts in 2016.
Regarded with emotions ranging from slight jealousy to EXTREME HATRED by fangirls all over the planet, and subject to many plots in which she dies horribly so they can take her place (haw haw). Well, what do you expect WE wanted to marry him for crying out loud!
A pure blooded Slytherin witch with dark hair, and a very good looking one too (dammit). Younger sister of Daphne Greengrass and two years below Harry Potter at Hogwarts.
Known for being the bloody lucky woman who gets to marry (the extremely hot, attractive, gorgeous) Draco Malfoy (curses! damn her!). She bears his son (damn her again!) Scorpius Hyperion Malfoy (who blatantly goes on to marry Rose Weasley, just thought I'd put that in), who starts at Hogwarts in 2016.
Regarded with emotions ranging from slight jealousy to EXTREME HATRED by fangirls all over the planet, and subject to many plots in which she dies horribly so they can take her place (haw haw). Well, what do you expect WE wanted to marry him for crying out loud!
Potthead No.1: So what do you guys think of the Epilogue?
Potthead No.2: I love it! I'm glad Draco becomes a slightly reformed character, as he went through a lot, and he wasn't evil in the end. I always thought he had a crush on Hermione but I'm glad he finds happiness with that Astoria Greengrass, whoever the hell she is...who is she anyway?
Fangirl No.1: SHE'S A BITCH AND I FREAKING HATE HER! ARRRGH!
Fangirl No.2: I KNOW RIGHT! HOW DARE SHE MARRY MY FICTIONAL HUSBAND! SHE MUST DIE!
Fangirl No.3: *reads epilogue* NOOO! THE BITCH! THE BITCH! *kills self*
Potthead No.2: I love it! I'm glad Draco becomes a slightly reformed character, as he went through a lot, and he wasn't evil in the end. I always thought he had a crush on Hermione but I'm glad he finds happiness with that Astoria Greengrass, whoever the hell she is...who is she anyway?
Fangirl No.1: SHE'S A BITCH AND I FREAKING HATE HER! ARRRGH!
Fangirl No.2: I KNOW RIGHT! HOW DARE SHE MARRY MY FICTIONAL HUSBAND! SHE MUST DIE!
Fangirl No.3: *reads epilogue* NOOO! THE BITCH! THE BITCH! *kills self*
Astoria Greengrass by TheWuzzy July 29, 2011
Daphne Greengrass
A slytherin pure-blooded witch, also Astoria’s sister. A member of the Greengrass family, her old wizarding family and one of the sacred 28. She is 2 years older then Astoria. On September 1 1991, she attended hogwarts. I’m pretty sure she had blonde hair and blue eyes? Correct me if I’m wrong. She also married Daniel Potter. Her bff is Tracey Davis. During her school year, she was part of Pansy Parkinson’s gang of Slytherin girls?? Daphne’s first name could’ve been “Queenie” Do you like “Queenie Greengrass” or “Daphne Greengrass”??? She was also seen in Harry Potter Order of the Phoenix.
A slytherin pure-blooded witch, also Astoria’s sister. A member of the Greengrass family, her old wizarding family and one of the sacred 28. She is 2 years older then Astoria. On September 1 1991, she attended hogwarts. I’m pretty sure she had blonde hair and blue eyes? Correct me if I’m wrong. She also married Daniel Potter. Her bff is Tracey Davis. During her school year, she was part of Pansy Parkinson’s gang of Slytherin girls?? Daphne’s first name could’ve been “Queenie” Do you like “Queenie Greengrass” or “Daphne Greengrass”??? She was also seen in Harry Potter Order of the Phoenix.
Daphne Greengrass by random10382 April 30, 2021
grippy grippy greengrass
A sexual being who is very wild and cant be tamed. loves the finer things in life and is a princess by nature. Can be found sniffing car sponges, blankets and other random items throughout the household. Also luhhhs dem blacksss. and likes to cream in her jeans
grippy grippy greengrass by jsonmyfeet November 3, 2013
Green Grass
Green Grass by Litmoney27 May 12, 2020
Green Grass and High Tides
One of the most relaxing, underrated songs ever written. Green Grass has, like many songs of its kind, lyrics that don't literally apply to our life but can be if examined or listened to carefully.
The guitar work is this song's strongest point, it sounds and feels like the blood of Jesus Christ is flowing through your veins! If you are into classic rock and have not heard this song, I suggest you look it up immediately, it is by the Outlaws.
The guitar work is this song's strongest point, it sounds and feels like the blood of Jesus Christ is flowing through your veins! If you are into classic rock and have not heard this song, I suggest you look it up immediately, it is by the Outlaws.
*Green Grass and High Tides is playing*
Guy 1: Wow, the world is almost easier to bear while listening to this song.
Guy 2: Yeah, you know, my house is getting repossessed, my wife left me, and my children all hate me...but I think it'll all be okay...
Guy 1: Yeah man, I'm sure it'll be fine.
Guy 1: Wow, the world is almost easier to bear while listening to this song.
Guy 2: Yeah, you know, my house is getting repossessed, my wife left me, and my children all hate me...but I think it'll all be okay...
Guy 1: Yeah man, I'm sure it'll be fine.
Green Grass and High Tides by Arockalypse February 2, 2009
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