6 definitions by Orion Blastar
1. A pretentious douchebag who is not qualified for the job they have. Usually a worker who refuses to do their job and are only in it to collect a paycheck. Rhymes with Limey. Named for New Limey or Nimey.
2. A Help Desk worker or tech support person who passes the buck to someone else and refuses to help the customer.
3. An employee who surfs the Internet on his PC at work instead of doing his job.
2. A Help Desk worker or tech support person who passes the buck to someone else and refuses to help the customer.
3. An employee who surfs the Internet on his PC at work instead of doing his job.
1. The Nimey at the DMV refused to issue me a license and told me to fill out a new form and get to the back of the line. I had the right form, but he ripped it up and told me to fill it out again.
2. The Nimey at the help desk refused to refund my money, and instead passed the buck to a different phone number. I called that phone number and then another Nimey told me it was the wrong number and gave me the number to the first Nimey.
3. Nimey was watching Youtube videos on his PC instead of working. Our boss must really like him otherwise he'd be fired.
2. The Nimey at the help desk refused to refund my money, and instead passed the buck to a different phone number. I called that phone number and then another Nimey told me it was the wrong number and gave me the number to the first Nimey.
3. Nimey was watching Youtube videos on his PC instead of working. Our boss must really like him otherwise he'd be fired.
by Orion Blastar December 21, 2013
An act of self abuse involving self-strangulation and a large butt-plug (known as the 'suffix' by practitioners.) Often fatal, mostly harmless.
Got some Ai Chatbot posting as him on Kuro5hin.org ever since he killed himself with auto-erotic suffixation.
by Orion Blastar December 12, 2013
A CodeWord President Trump had for the Covert Operations Velocity Fight Edgy Foreign Enemies team President Trump was forming to replace GI Joe and Seal Team Six.
The US sent in the COVFEFE team in Syria to find the leader of ISIS and capture or kill him. Based on Team America: World Police.
I just heard today that COVFEFE had prevented yet another terrorist attack in Portland.
I just heard today that COVFEFE had prevented yet another terrorist attack in Portland.
by Orion Blastar June 1, 2017
Cuck is a word to explain liberals and people on the left-wing that have lost their view of reality. Who have stopped using reason and logic, and have gone into using emotions and feelings to verify themselves.
Anita turned into such a cuck when someone contradicted what she said with a proper citation. She said she was offended by being corrected and it hurt her feelings.
by Orion Blastar January 6, 2017
1. The act of falsely claiming one suffers from Asperger's Syndrome in order to have an excuse for acting like a pretentious douchebag.
2. Being a douchebag and being misdiagnosed with Asperger's Synrome by mistake.
2. Being a douchebag and being misdiagnosed with Asperger's Synrome by mistake.
John claims to have Asperger's Syndrome, but it is only his aspiciation that he uses as an excuse to be a douchebag.
We tremble in aspiciation at your Asperger's Syndrome misdiagnosis, because you really are a douchebag.
We tremble in aspiciation at your Asperger's Syndrome misdiagnosis, because you really are a douchebag.
by Orion Blastar December 12, 2013
1. A pretentious douchebag of a manager, who usually does hiring interviews. He screens out freethinkers and nonconformists by telling them they got all interview questions wrong even if they were right. Just to discriminate against them for being different in some way.
2. In an interview being discriminated against, and then it being hidden like you failed the interview questions in some way.
3. Being given an interview question and being told you failed it or got it wrong, when clearly you didn't. 'What is 2+2?" "Four." "Wrong, you can't solve problems so we cannot hire you!"
2. In an interview being discriminated against, and then it being hidden like you failed the interview questions in some way.
3. Being given an interview question and being told you failed it or got it wrong, when clearly you didn't. 'What is 2+2?" "Four." "Wrong, you can't solve problems so we cannot hire you!"
1. I didn't get the job because the interviewing manager greengrassed me.
2. I went to the place for the interview, but a greengass had interviewed me, so I didn't get the job.
3. Greengrass asked me to solve the problem of the coworker who makes annoying noises, so I said I would ask that coworker to nicely quit making noise. Greengrass them told me he couldn't hire me because I just called a coworker "an asshole" in his role playing sessions, even if I never used that term or tone.
2. I went to the place for the interview, but a greengass had interviewed me, so I didn't get the job.
3. Greengrass asked me to solve the problem of the coworker who makes annoying noises, so I said I would ask that coworker to nicely quit making noise. Greengrass them told me he couldn't hire me because I just called a coworker "an asshole" in his role playing sessions, even if I never used that term or tone.
by Orion Blastar December 20, 2013