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A little kid who eats hella and he has his mommy comb his hair so it look cute
1. Dude, you only ate half a slice of pizza, don't be a little granie

2. Your mom combs your hair? Your a grantie!
Grantie by Moe and Eve and Becca Shaw September 30, 2003
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Grannies chin 

an overly sized foreskin relative to the shaft
Look everybody, Alex's penis is protected by a wild grannies chin!
Grannies chin by kerrdawg December 21, 2012

Bring Over the Granite 

A euphemism used by middle-aged men to subtly engage in gay sex under the auspices of doing a home improvement project.
"John let's get together in the next week or so, I can bring over the granite for the project."

taken for granted 

is how someone feel when their not shown appreciation for their generosity
Mary feels she being taken for granted by her family because she worked,cooked and no one does the dishes.

take for granted 

To give little attention to or to underestimate the value of, to fail to appreciate.
Usually the epiphany of having taking something for granted comes after its already gone.
You take for granted all the love i give. I best give it to someone else.
An abnormally small line of cocaine
Oh! I see we have a granter
Granter by Bjornski June 19, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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