grunties

to move one's bowels.

by geoff January 21, 2003

Noise made during sleep by person dreaming of sex. Cute if done by a woman, disturbingly sinister if done by a guy.

He kept me awake with chortling grunties.

by Waldo November 15, 2002

We we're all having a fun time, then Grunties came and wierded us out.

by Anonymous April 22, 2003

Fecal residue left after wiping; specifically, residue that has mixed with sweat, eventually resulting in an itchy sensation.

"Ah, man, I gotta take a shower, or at least go re-wipe. These grunties are driving me crazy!"

by WizardPickle September 29, 2009

by John P January 20, 2004

Do you fancy indulging in some grunties tonight, darling?

by Alan December 02, 2003

by John January 28, 2004