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A way of describing super hard, large and defined muscles such as biceps and calf muscles.

Pronounced: Gran-eet
Grandfather - "Hey boy, graniiiite" *pointing to and flexing biceps of steel, the size of baseballs*

Son - "Okayyyy??? Why do you say that?"

Grandfather - "because they're as hard as a rock. Granite"
Granite by Natarino May 28, 2021
My girlfriend cooked me dinner last night and it was granite!
Granite by kwinksy August 26, 2008
Sub for words such as 'cool', 'awesome', and 'gnarly'.

A word thats quite popularly used by european teenagers, and is rapidly making itsway across the Middle East and the US.
-Hey man, sorry about last night
+No worries bud, its all granite!

Or

-A yo! I got a free pizza today!
+No way man! Fucking granite!
granite by supertightbutthole October 19, 2014
Friendship as hard as a rock
Don't take our friendship for granite jello man!
granite by 3KnucksDeep November 8, 2022
Real, true, accurate, something the speaker agrees with
Guy 1: Movies don't hit like they used to
Guy 2: Straight granite dude
Granite by HallOfKeepersAndAsh December 21, 2023

granite maul spec 

when you take your limp penis in your hand and rapidly slap the woman in the face with it until she screams stop.
Damn bro! I Granite maul speced that bitch after she bit down on my dick!
granite maul spec by A_revolver June 16, 2008
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