Granddoody 

Your child's doody, as per Linda Belcher in Bob's Burgers

Bob: Are we just going to ignore the fact that Louise pooped in the pool?
Louise: Ignore it? I named it. Jezebel.
Linda: Awww, my little granddoody!

Granddoody by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

Granddaddy Dong 

A term to describe an older gentleman with grandkids, who is constantly being chased by woman after the dong of all dongs.

Oh boy, I guess Melissa was at it again. She was chasing this guy Tom, and he is about 20 years older than her. Little did Tom know, Melissa is a Horsedick Hound and upon cornering him, she persuaded Tom to take her home and give her a pounding with that Granddaddy Dong. I overheard Melissa talking to Betty, and she said she hasn’t been able to walk right for two days after the thorough jackhammering she received. I wish I was a Grandaddy, or a guy with a huge Dong. At least I have a good personality, I guess. Jesus, life’s a mess!

Granddaddy Dong by Tee Cee Deez March 16, 2020

Granddaddy 

A kind, hot and/or sometimes sexy sir, (in his 60's and older) with money to spend, often found sporting a Rollie, sponsoring the bottle service and decked down in Phillip Plein's latest. Although you may not necessarily want to take this sir into the bedroom, you certainly wouldn't mind drinking the Dom Perignon in his booth.

Aye, Natalie, quit downing the margarita, and go talk to that granddaddy over there. Round 2 is on the boys!

Granddaddy by accountingbish June 22, 2020

sugar granddaddy

Your sugar mamma's sugar daddy.

Syd: My sugar granddaddy gave me 1000 bucks to jump in a pool.
Chichi: Bitch, I pushed you in that pool! I'm yo' suga mamma!
Sugar Granddaddy: Girl, you can have whateva you like.

sugar granddaddy by Skiy May 2, 2009

Granddaddy Purple 

A very potent, expensive strain of weed popular in the northeast. Has a very unique taste and very strong smoke even though it burns slower then other strains. Can run up to 65$ an eighth. People often call what they are selling granddaddy purple when they are really selling a lesser grade of purple (i.e. grape goo, purple Kush)

"I just copped a P of Granddaddy Purple from the club"

"I got grapes yadida?"

Granddaddy Purple by TheStudioDankster650 October 9, 2006

granddaddy purple 

three way cross of Purple Urkel, Grape Ape, and Lavender. These three strains came from the same mother.

yeah, I gots dat Granddaddy Purple. Who's got the wrap?

granddaddy purple by Thebestweed'sfromMendo May 21, 2007

Bald-headed Granddaddy 

It’s something you use to say as a comeback

Bruh shut up that’s why you look like a bald-headed granddaddy

Bald-headed Granddaddy by LilScholar April 11, 2019