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Grammaton Cleric 

Someone who is so much of a bad-ass, they can beat Judge Dredd, Solid Snake, Jason Borne, Jack Bauer, Batman, V, Darth Vader, Ezio Audiotre, Agent 47, Max Payne, Agent Smith, and Neo, all at once with nothing but two Beretta 92fs pistols

Someone who can kill an entire army in total darkness without moving and armed with only two Beretta 92fs pistols

Someone who can take down an entire government, all of whom are armed with semi-automatic and fully automatic assualt rifles, with two Berretta 92fs pistols and a katana.

Seriouly..this guy is fucking insane
Derp1: Dude...my friend just killed hella marine corp guys in like two seconds
Derp2: Must be a Grammaton Cleric

In the movie Equilibrium, Christian Bale is a total Grammaton Cleric

Grampagne 

Grampagne is a bottle of champagne with a gram of molly dumped into it. Pass it around at concerts, shows and parties to keep the raging going well beyond sunrise! A Touch of Class exclusive.
"I don't drink alcohol anymore... just grampagne."
Grampagne by freakyniquey November 18, 2012

Gramazon 

When grandma delivers. Home made gifts from grandma. When you call grandma to pick something up for you. From Grandma + Amazon.
That Christmas sweater was a classic gramazon.
Gramazon by Jaboc2000 February 18, 2015

grapeson 

Grayson Dolan’s subconscious
Grayson: man I’m in the mood for some pizza
Grapeson: no you ain’t. You want grapes
grapeson by Grapesondolan February 1, 2019

grammadonna 

A prima donna over 50, usually with one or more grandchildren. Usually requires a lot of maintenance and upkeep by a whooped, hard-working man.
Phyllis is such a grammadonna, she's making her husband buy them a million dollar retirement home in Costa Rica.
grammadonna by lamkaens February 19, 2011

grampaslacks 

The act of scoring higher than the Pope at Centipede whilst devouring a baby-themed lampshade.
"Dude, I grampaslacks your score, Mr. John Paul...and this lampshade tastes NASTY!"
grampaslacks by Gangardo August 10, 2006