(v.) To make sweet, triangular love to three out of the four Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles during a storm of Scrabble pieces.
person 1: "Want to go empelscrabulate in the sewers tonight--Leonardo can't come."
person 2: "Only if the Scrabble pieces don't fall in my eye."
Buy a
empelscrabulate
mug!
The act of scoring higher than the Pope at Centipede whilst devouring a baby-themed lampshade.
"Dude, I grampaslacks your score, Mr. John Paul...and this lampshade tastes NASTY!"
A reaction of confusion and questioning; shock from nonsense.
person 1: "Go callibrate the godzilla soup."
person 2: "huba-ja-wha?"
Excessively beautiful; gorgeous beyond compare.
"That red-head is gardoopalous."
(noun) 1. A happenin'
jivesville, dig?
2. Something you gotta get with, kid.
"This is the 30s, kid, get with da times."
(v.) The act of dealing Cheetos to an underage, cancerous Jellyfish.
"I know its dangerous but I can't stop bumpin babies with those poor invertabrate snack food lovers."
(noun) 1. A villa where everything is black and white and all wives deserve a beating.
2. Where the Honeymooners rule supreme and the sight of a foot gives a man an erection.
"Bang, zoom, straight to the Jivesville general hospital, Alice!"
