That rabbi is a Gottesman...
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The four pillars that make up all that is: Jake Gottesman. A schemer in the streets and a pleaser in the sheets, Jake is sure to leave you satisfied regardless of where you happen upon him. Whether he’s you lover, business partner, friend or family member, one thing is for sure; you’ll get banged. You’ll get banged in the kitchen, you’ll get banged waiting for your egg n cheese and you’ll get banged while folding your laundry. No where is safe. Actually now that I think about it stay as far away from Jake as humanly possible, unless you want sex ruined for you for the rest of your life.
The strength of a silverback gorilla.
The passion of a French poet.
The cock and balls of Gregor Clegane.
The four pillars that make up all that is: Jake Gottesman. A schemer in the streets and a pleaser in the sheets, Jake is sure to leave you satisfied regardless of where you happen upon him. Whether he’s you lover, business partner, friend or family member, one thing is for sure; you’ll get banged. You’ll get banged in the kitchen, you’ll get banged waiting for your egg n cheese and you’ll get banged while folding your laundry. No where is safe. Actually now that I think about it stay as far away from Jake as humanly possible, unless you want sex ruined for you for the rest of your life.
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"Gonterman is goddamned insane, and the horrid quality of his work is so bad, it doubles over into good. I think that makes me a gontermaniac."
"Gonterman is goddamned insane, and the horrid quality of his work is so bad, it doubles over into good. I think that makes me a gontermaniac."
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A human who looks like they have just woke up from sleeping outside all night in a gutter, basically a tramp.
A human who looks like they have just woke up from sleeping outside all night in a gutter, basically a tramp.
Person 1: ew look at that man, looks like a proper tramp
Person 2: I see what you mean, what a gutterman
Person 2: I see what you mean, what a gutterman
by Gutterman2k12 August 30, 2012
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