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goatsman 

someone's mother's new husband; a stepfather; particularly a stepfather who does not believe in the efficiency of modern travel technology such as planes or high-speed trains.
Before returning for winter break, Jimmy consulted his goatsman, whom his mother recently married, for advice on the best method of travel. The embittered goatsman remarked he'd rather ride a salt lick than a plane.
goatsman by Ryan Krisac August 9, 2006
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goatsman 

A term for someone's mother's new husband; a stepfather; particularly a stepfather who rejects the efficiency of modern transportation forms, such as planes or high-speed trains.
Before returning for winter break, Jimmy consulted his "goatsman," whom Jimmy's mother recently married, for advice on the fastest way home. The embittered "goatsman" said he'd rather ride a salt lick than a plane.
goatsman by Ryan Krisac September 11, 2008

Goatmanity 

A wonderful world where goats roam happily and freely. There is no war or violence. Just goats skipping around merrily eating their oaties and coca cola. Also goats rule the world and if you don't listen to them you become dead.
"Is that heaven"
"No, thats Goatmanity"
"Oh my goodness"

^^conversation between someone familiar with Goatmanity and someone just learning how wonderful it is
Goatmanity by Girdith February 24, 2009
The man in the goatse.cx pictures.
Look! It's none other than goatman himself!
Goatman by Cliff Fleming May 31, 2003
A half-man, half-goat creature that is believed by some to be the result of a USDA experiment that went horribly wrong. The Goatman roams PG county, MD, terrorizing its citizens, and is purported to eat small pets. There remains some discrepancy over which half of him is goat and which is man.
I saw the Goatman last night! He ate my dog!
Goatman by anonymous77 June 12, 2006
The best internet celebrity out there. He posesses the most amazing talent of opening his asshole about 4 or 5 inches wide. Through years of practice he can fit up to three(3) dildos in his anus at one time. He used to be found at www.goatse.cx now he resides at google images since he got shut down.
Ben: Hey Ted you know what I want to be when I grow up?
Ted: GOATMAN!!!??
Ben: Of course.
goatman by Ben April 22, 2005

goatseman 

God of Goatse, or main deity of Goatseism.
Goatseman is my god.
goatseman by orf October 27, 2002
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- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
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1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

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