someone's mother's new husband; a stepfather; particularly a stepfather who does not believe in the efficiency of modern travel technology such as planes or high-speed trains.
Before returning for winter break, Jimmy consulted his goatsman, whom his mother recently married, for advice on the best method of travel. The embittered goatsman remarked he'd rather ride a salt lick than a plane.
by Ryan Krisac August 9, 2006
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Before returning for winter break, Jimmy consulted his "goatsman," whom Jimmy's mother recently married, for advice on the fastest way home. The embittered "goatsman" said he'd rather ride a salt lick than a plane.
by Ryan Krisac September 11, 2008
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A wonderful world where goats roam happily and freely. There is no war or violence. Just goats skipping around merrily eating their oaties and coca cola. Also goats rule the world and if you don't listen to them you become dead.
"Is that heaven"
"No, thats Goatmanity"
"Oh my goodness"
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"No, thats Goatmanity"
"Oh my goodness"
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Get the Goatman mug.A half-man, half-goat creature that is believed by some to be the result of a USDA experiment that went horribly wrong. The Goatman roams PG county, MD, terrorizing its citizens, and is purported to eat small pets. There remains some discrepancy over which half of him is goat and which is man.
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by Ben April 22, 2005
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