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Anyone who is fuckin awesome at life and macks like its his job on girls and life. Also anyone with an extremely large penis aka a tripod.
Damn that kid is such a Goetemann just mackin on the bitties.

I wanna get girls like that Goetemann.
by FamGuy January 25, 2010
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