goatseman 

God of Goatse, or main deity of Goatseism.

Goatseman is my god.

goatseman by orf October 27, 2002

goatseman 

An extremely ugly man or woman

"I was afraid that my blind date would be a real goatseman"

goatseman by Jukka May 23, 2003

gooseman dodo

1. noun: a book name in Shatin Pui Ying College

2. adjective: to describe a person or a book that is so lame, nonsense and gay. Or in other words, talking bull crap.

3. verb: someone or something is better than the other one, or get better rewards.

1: Gooseman Dodo is such a good book to read

2a: Wow, that drunk emo is such a gooseman dodo running after a firetruck like a sissy girl.

2b: That magazine is a gooseman dodo, it talks about just gay stuff.

3. Hey, Nigahiga is totally goosemaning the dodos than Peter Chao's.

gooseman dodo by Valocko October 29, 2010

Goatmanity 

A wonderful world where goats roam happily and freely. There is no war or violence. Just goats skipping around merrily eating their oaties and coca cola. Also goats rule the world and if you don't listen to them you become dead.

"Is that heaven"
"No, thats Goatmanity"
"Oh my goodness"

^^conversation between someone familiar with Goatmanity and someone just learning how wonderful it is

Goatmanity by Girdith February 24, 2009

Goatsesense 

1) the sixth sense you develop after spending any serious length of time frequenting IRC that tells you, before you even click, that something disgusting is on the other end of the link someone just sent you.

2) A primitive stage of development of the above, where the realisation manifests itself soon after the link is clicked, but not early enough to click out of it before the image in question appears.

1) "I'm not clicking that, man, my goatsesense is tingling"

2) "Damn dude, my goatsesense went off but I couldn't click out in time".

Goatsesense by Rentro November 13, 2004

goatse man 

More than a man; who, during a raid in Poland in 1942, couragously hid four Polish Jews in his enourmous, gaping hole.

"Quick, jump in my ass to hide from these filthy schweinhaun!"

goatse man by shoelace November 22, 2003

goatse man 

Name given to the man posing in the picture on goatse.cx which consists of a man ripping his posterior apart.

Aiigh! The Goatse man has blinded me!

goatse man by Falconrath August 13, 2003