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Gutterman:
A human who looks like they have just woke up from sleeping outside all night in a gutter, basically a tramp.
Person 1: ew look at that man, looks like a proper tramp
Person 2: I see what you mean, what a gutterman
by Gutterman2k12 August 30, 2012
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Gutterance

n.- Low growly noises made to express utter disdain with another person's very existence (Source - Count Longardeaux's Strong Badian Jerktionary Fo' My Own Words!)
If Hey Steve shows up I don't want to be held accountable for whatever gutterance I will undoubtedly make.
by m0r1arty September 11, 2009
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terminal gutterballs

A medical condition which causes the testicles to precipitously drop off and roll away into the gutter.
It happened so suddenly, without warning as he was walking to his car, but that’s how terminal gutterballs strikes!
by Dr Bunnygirl November 30, 2019
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guttermind

someone who constantly understands a common expression as a perverse undertone or statement. Derived from the common phrase "get your mind out of the gutter."

guttermind(s), gutterminded.
Ex. 1:

Mike: "Hey John."

John: "Hey Mike. Where are you?"

Mike: "In bed..."

John: "(chuckles)"

Mike: "Shut the hell up and stop being such a guttermind!"

Ex.2:

"Did you see that movie last night? I thought it was really good and deep, but I couldn't watch it with my friends because they were being all gutterminded!"
by Michael Dentico May 13, 2008
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Gutterballin

1. The process of dating, talking to, having sex with, or marrying someone WAAAAY below normal standards.

2. When your friends don't like your girl, it becomes her nickname.
1. "Yooo, PLEASE tell me you're not with this girl man? she looks like a cross between a goblin and Ving Rhames! You need to quit gutterballin"

2. "So, Jim, how's life with you and old Gutterball over there?"
by callmetrouble21 March 27, 2009
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Gutterballed

(v.) the action of being teabagged by a homeless man.
Timmy was mugged and gutterballed behind the 7-11 last night.
by atcj0611 January 9, 2011
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Guttmanned

when you eat a girls cooch but you get nothing in return
did you hear about Joseph
yeah dude he got guttmanned”
by ddtryb August 16, 2019
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