Gornish 

An exclamation stemming from the pastry industry of europe. Gornish is most often used to indicate a sensation of profound profundity, as of a red-headed viking realizing the existential nature of life and the world.

Hagar, have you considered the nature of life?
*long pause*
GORNISH!

Gornish by BigChickens December 3, 2004

Lemon Garnish 

The female equivalent of teabagging, in which a woman rubs her saucy vagina along the forehead of an unsuspecting victim. Hair or anything left behind can be referred to as parsley.

I passed out at Madison's after drinking too much rosé and they took pictures of them lemon garnishing me!

Lemon Garnish by MooHen July 8, 2017

gurnisht 

Nothing; buggerall; nada. From the Yiddish.

I went on six interviews, and got gurnisht.

gurnisht by cornholio October 9, 2003

El Goonish Shive 

A great webcomic written and drawn by Dan Shive. The characters are mostly eccentric and regularly funny, however sometimes there are bits of drama. Drawn in the anime comic style, though not completely influenced by it.

El Goonish Shive makes me laugh, weep, and keeps me on the edge of suspense!

El Goonish Shive by Anonymous July 23, 2003

gornashed 

One who has been horribly beaten

Elijah: Have you heard about the fight that happened behind the school?
Jassiah: Yeah, I heard Deklan got absolutely gornashed.

gornashed by TheGornashMaster March 30, 2021

garnished

Like served pwned or owned only in the extreme. Derives from the act of hiding garnish in ones clothes as a prank

Dude, is that lettuce in your pocket? You just got garnished.

garnished by Matt March 25, 2005

El Goonish Shive 

A webcomic written by Daniel Shive that flawlessly blends cartoonish nonsense with an interesting, engaging plot.

It takes some pretty decent writing to make you actually empathize with the characters of any story. El Goonish Shive is the only webcomic to achieve this effect.

El Goonish Shive by The Gray Knight October 9, 2008