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Gordonitis 

The insatiable urge for self-gratification.
Man! I just looked at that fine young ladies titties and now I have a mean case of Gordonitis.
Gordonitis by pluoticus May 5, 2012

gordoning 

1. (v) When someone comes into your place of work or study and distracts you or otherwise wastes your time, preventing you from accomplishing things or doing work

2.) (v) When someone is walking with you and gradually veers towards the edge of the path despite being the party furthest from the edge, thereby leading you to walk off the path and into dirt, a street or a wall.
Dude, will you stop gordoning me? I'm trying to study for my Linear Algebra exam.

He wouldn't stop gordoning me and I almost walked into traffic.
gordoning by Quixote_ August 13, 2016

Gordian Twat 

1) the female object of your enduring and persistent efforts who has never found it in her heart to part her knees for you. 2) a tease 3) the one that got away. 4) the one that never goes away, but will not put out for you today or any day.
Guy 1: I just made plans to grab drinks with Jessica from marketing. Guy 2: Don't bother, I've been trying to unravel that Gordian Twat for over a year. I keep telling myself she's a lesbian so that I don't have to kick her out of the spank bank.
Gordian Twat by dryellowfever November 22, 2011

Gordonvale State High School 

A disgusting school in the "small sugar-growing town" (according to Wikipedia) of Gordonvale. It is filled with thots and in general, extremely dodgy, cancerous people. This has resulted in a number of refugees fleeing this horrendous place to better and safer schools located further north.
What school did you come from?
>Gordonvale State High School
Oh, you poor, poor soul!

Gordonize 

To attempt to improve something that doesn't need improving and succeeding in making it less useful.
Coca-Cola gordonized their flavour back in the 1980's.
Gordonize by Andew Gardner March 7, 2008

Gordonade 

A delicious drink made from one named Gordon. The drink may taste salty or even have a hint of pineapple flavour involved.
FRIEND -So Emma you do anything last night with Gordon?
EMMA - No not really, I was really dehydrated so I just had some Gordonade.
Gordonade by snc237 July 30, 2017
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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