St Andrew's Catholic College

The most irrelevant school in Cairns. No one remembers their existence apart from the specific time when they're a thorn in the Cairns High concert band's side at the eisteddfod. Everything else at "STACC" is rubbish from their location in Redlynch to their hideous colour scheme.
Which school is performing now?
>St Andrew's Catholic College
Sorry who? Where are they from again?
by LORD MASHIE October 30, 2021
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Cairns State High School

The one school in Cairns that might exceed the very low bar set by the other schools. Most who go there without being in the catchment are pretentious arts students whose bragging about being "the best school in the state" is as loud as the Loves's buses at their stop drop and go area at the end of every school day.
Cairns State High School dominated the Eisteddfod today
>"smh of course they did" - the other schools, probably.
by LORD MASHIE October 30, 2021
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Molto Yuma

The state of being extremely sad about something at any given time
My friend looked molto Yuma today after getting a C in Maths.
by LORD MASHIE May 10, 2018
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Zhao Lijian

A professional internet troll disguised as a spokesman for the Chinese foreign ministry.
Oh mate, Zhao Lijian really baited Scomo with that tweet hey.
by LORD MASHIE December 05, 2020
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Woree State High School

Oh yeah this kid got expelled from Tbay and got sent to Woree State High School
by LORD MASHIE January 29, 2019
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The Grass is Greener

A shitty music festival held in Cairns and the Gold Coast. Each year, this festival converts its respective venues into moshpits infested with teens in thot outfits, simps and druggos.
Not all attendees are one of the above labels, but all thots, simps and druggos are attendees.

Usually shortened to 'Grass' or 'TGIG.'
What did you do on the weekend?
>I went to Grass (The Grass is Greener)
EW
by LORD MASHIE January 31, 2020
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Groovin' The Moo

GTM is the best music festival for wreaking havoc by attracting thots from all around Australia. It'll make shithole Aussie cities even shittier by temporarily infesting them with these thot hordes from around the country, devastating their local populations.
Usually, it is not okay to feel sympathy towards Townsville (nor is it a possibility), but this case is a lucky exception.
Keen for GTM (Groovin' The Moo) 2019!
> BE GONE THOT
by LORD MASHIE February 02, 2019
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