Gordian Twat
1) the female object of your enduring and persistent efforts who has never found it in her heart to part her knees for you. 2) a tease 3) the one that got away. 4) the one that never goes away, but will not put out for you today or any day.
Guy 1: I just made plans to grab drinks with Jessica from marketing. Guy 2: Don't bother, I've been trying to unravel that Gordian Twat for over a year. I keep telling myself she's a lesbian so that I don't have to kick her out of the spank bank.
Gordian Twat by dryellowfever November 22, 2011
Related Words
Gordian • Gordian Knot • Gordian Twat • gordans • Gordana • Gordan Bombay • Gordan Freeman • Gerdian • Gordano • Gordan Ramsay
Gordian Knot
Gordian Knot. : you take a girl with long hair and tie it in knots around your lower back, she has to blow you until she unties it
My girlfriend was kinky as fuck and wanted to try the Gordian Knot! It took her 1 hour and 15 minutes to untie her hair
Gordian Knot by War.D.Bandit July 2, 2024
Gordan Ramsay
A Multi- Millionaire chef that got famous for his multiple cooking shows like Kitchen Nightmares and Hotel Hell.
Often cusses and roasts the living shit out of people. His most famous roast "WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE YOU FUCKING DONKEY!"
Often cusses and roasts the living shit out of people. His most famous roast "WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE YOU FUCKING DONKEY!"
"WHERES THE LAMB SAUCE"~ Gordan Ramsay
" WHAT ARE YOU, A IDIOT SANDWICH?"~ Gordan Ramsay
" GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOU YANKE-DANKY-DOODLE-SHITE"~ Gordan Ramsay
This is a small example of his thousands of memes.
" WHAT ARE YOU, A IDIOT SANDWICH?"~ Gordan Ramsay
" GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOU YANKE-DANKY-DOODLE-SHITE"~ Gordan Ramsay
This is a small example of his thousands of memes.
Gordan Ramsay by DavidDavtyan June 18, 2017
Gordano
Gordano is a bent school, full of druggies who can barely afford a subway. They live in posh portishead and the girls’ pe skirts are so high their flabby fannys hang out.
Gordano by gordanoisbent May 27, 2019
Gordingo
A Chilean holiday that began in Cauquenes celebrating (a lot of) food. It occurs every Sunday on which you're allowed to eat whatever you like - no guilt. The celebrations traditionally start on Friday, ending on Sunday.
Gordingo by San Francisco El Patron May 13, 2021
More from Urban Dictionary
High School Liquid
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026
Purple Patch
To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.
Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.
The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
dirrty
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026