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Gordian Twat 

1) the female object of your enduring and persistent efforts who has never found it in her heart to part her knees for you. 2) a tease 3) the one that got away. 4) the one that never goes away, but will not put out for you today or any day.
Guy 1: I just made plans to grab drinks with Jessica from marketing. Guy 2: Don't bother, I've been trying to unravel that Gordian Twat for over a year. I keep telling myself she's a lesbian so that I don't have to kick her out of the spank bank.
Gordian Twat by dryellowfever November 22, 2011

Gordian Knot 

Gordian Knot. : you take a girl with long hair and tie it in knots around your lower back, she has to blow you until she unties it
My girlfriend was kinky as fuck and wanted to try the Gordian Knot! It took her 1 hour and 15 minutes to untie her hair
Gordian Knot by War.D.Bandit July 2, 2024

Gordan Ramsay 

A Multi- Millionaire chef that got famous for his multiple cooking shows like Kitchen Nightmares and Hotel Hell.
Often cusses and roasts the living shit out of people. His most famous roast "WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE YOU FUCKING DONKEY!"
"WHERES THE LAMB SAUCE"~ Gordan Ramsay
" WHAT ARE YOU, A IDIOT SANDWICH?"~ Gordan Ramsay
" GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOU YANKE-DANKY-DOODLE-SHITE"~ Gordan Ramsay
This is a small example of his thousands of memes.
Gordan Ramsay by DavidDavtyan June 18, 2017
one of a kind person
a guy-magnet
has a wacko side
awesome name
gordana's a kind of name that likes to go to yogomango
so chill
have you ever seen a Gordana like her? what an ill person
that Gordana? all she does is look at pickup lines
Gordana by wordood June 5, 2009
Gordano is a bent school, full of druggies who can barely afford a subway. They live in posh portishead and the girls’ pe skirts are so high their flabby fannys hang out.
“Omg look at her pe skirt!”
“Yea, she’s from Gordano.”
Gordano by gordanoisbent May 27, 2019

Gordingo 

A Chilean holiday that began in Cauquenes celebrating (a lot of) food. It occurs every Sunday on which you're allowed to eat whatever you like - no guilt. The celebrations traditionally start on Friday, ending on Sunday.
Hey, let's go to Unimarc for the empanada de pino ingredients for Gordingo!