Gorching
and extreme sexual act, involving submerging your balls in lamp oil, lighting them on fire, and putting them out in a hookers mouth.
Gorching by Simsonchin December 5, 2025
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gouching
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Gorching • gooching • Gorthing • gouching • Goaching • Gonchingbockler • gooching so hard • Gorchigetoo • Gorphing • Gouching Around
Gooching
Josh enjoys wearing tight underwear so much, that he has learned to accept the gooching and lower sperm count that comes with it.
Gooching by MadTownC15 September 17, 2012
Gonchingbockler
The Gonchingbockler Is a very elongated suicidal crew member faced creature, that enjoys dribbling on inappropiate facists. It plays hockey with babies for a laugh and enjoys being a mothcat at half past goat. In it's spare time it acts like a question mark so people will like it, unfortunatly all sense of turnip is now wheelbarrows. When the Gonchingbockler dies everyone pokes it cos it's entertaining to poke dead stuff, closely related to the skinberry, the Gonchingbockler is called toby and is a retired skiing instructor when it finishes Reading the possum bag. If you ask it nicely it may do the crimple dance. Minge.
Person "Oh look a Gonchingbockler!"
Gonchingbockler "shut up, you're horrid"
___________
Person "Leave me alone toby"
Gonchingbockler "no"
Gonchingbockler "shut up, you're horrid"
___________
Person "Leave me alone toby"
Gonchingbockler "no"
Gonchingbockler by Vooble Jet October 15, 2009
Gorphing
gooching so hard
An expression often used in frustration over the small size of ones penis effectively throwing off the trajectory of the aforementioned party's beer pong shot.
"i'm gooching so hard right now", said shane as the pong ball overshot the table and his penis retracted into his body cavity.
gooching so hard by sean henny September 6, 2010
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