by Jack Mehoff May 03, 2005
A lewd sexual act associated with "alternative" methods of payment by customers, to expensive hairdressers - normally both male.
This is a non-specific term that covers a whole range of sexual acts - provided they fall within the context of the above transaction.
This is a non-specific term that covers a whole range of sexual acts - provided they fall within the context of the above transaction.
In relation to a balding friend receiving expensive hair replacement therapy -
"He's "gooching" his way to a full head of hair."
"He's "gooching" his way to a full head of hair."
by Mark Jones December 01, 2004
An industry term for duct tape that entails the unintentional act of tearing off a piece of duct tape and having it accidentally sticking to itself.
The most prevalent duct tape error, this is guaranteed to render the piece of duct tape torn off useless, as attempts to correct the gooching only lead to further gooching and sometimes unintentional pundling.
The most prevalent duct tape error, this is guaranteed to render the piece of duct tape torn off useless, as attempts to correct the gooching only lead to further gooching and sometimes unintentional pundling.
"Dude, so gay. I had the perfect size piece of duct tape and I accidentally let it go with my left hand and it fell on itself, and now its stuck and useless."
"Fuck man. I know exactly what you mean. Gooching sucks so bad."
"Fuck man. I know exactly what you mean. Gooching sucks so bad."
by RedMarker February 24, 2009
Gooch is another word for chad: the region between the balls and the arse-hole; can be an erogenous zone for some.
Girl: I was fingering that part between his balls and his arse and there was shit there.
Everyone listening remained silent but later laughed among themselves:
'Eww! He had a shitty chad.'
When you measure your dick, you don't start at the arse-hole and include the chad; you risk getting shit on your measuring tape.
Girl: I was fingering that part between his balls and his arse and there was shit there.
Everyone listening remained silent but later laughed among themselves:
'Eww! He had a shitty chad.'
When you measure your dick, you don't start at the arse-hole and include the chad; you risk getting shit on your measuring tape.
by Chane. January 31, 2020
Anatomically speaking, the "gooch" is the perinal body located between the anal triangle and urogenital triangle of the perineum. This region in the body consists of connective tissue that anchors the mid-line between the urogenital and anal triangles. It is also the midpoint of the following four anatomical landmarks: the pubic symphysis, the left and right ischial tuberosities, and the coccyx bone.
Upon performing sexual intercourse, Jack's penis slipped out and touched the "gooch," posterior to the vagina.
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