Simsonchin's definitions

Drank The Bitter Gourd

An act of remembering something you now regret

"Boy, i drank the bitter gourd on that one"
"I had one too many to drink last night, and i drank the bitter gourd on that one"

by Simsonchin July 22, 2020

Antarctic Locomotive

When two men bring their assholes together and one shits inside of the other man's ass. Often used by scientists to conserve and share body heat between two men in the cold Antarctic wastes.

we got cold on recon the other day, had to give Rupert an Antarctic Locomotive

by Simsonchin June 19, 2024

Crashing Out

Entering a short/momentary phase of intense depression, often accompanied by horrible decision making, and a lack of motivation overall. Some symptoms of Crashing Out include: bedrotting, texting your ex-situationship, hyperfixating on socializing with one person and only that person, low energy, low libido, and vitamin D deficiency. Gen-Z and young millenials are the most common victims of Crash-outs, as these people tend to be the most chronically online, and socially sheltered.

"Hey, I haven't heard from you in a few days, is everything alright?"

"yeah i'm fine, just been crashing out"

by Simsonchin July 6, 2024

Gurting

when you're about to bust and you press your urethra against someone's nostril, letting it fill up their nasal cavity. If it's a fat load, it can squirt out the other nostril, giving the appearance of a gogurt tube being squeezed dry.

"Fuck man I gurted Bryan the other day and it was insane! It shot at least 2 feet out of his nose."

"Wanna go gurting after school? Don't worry, you can gurt me back after"

by Simsonchin April 10, 2025

Gorching

and extreme sexual act, involving submerging your balls in lamp oil, lighting them on fire, and putting them out in a hookers mouth.

Man, I love gorching so much. Hard to find a bitch who's into it.

by Simsonchin December 5, 2025