Definitions by Simsonchin

Gorching

and extreme sexual act, involving submerging your balls in lamp oil, lighting them on fire, and putting them out in a hookers mouth.

Man, I love gorching so much. Hard to find a bitch who's into it.

Gorching by Simsonchin December 5, 2025

Gurting 

when you're about to bust and you press your urethra against someone's nostril, letting it fill up their nasal cavity. If it's a fat load, it can squirt out the other nostril, giving the appearance of a gogurt tube being squeezed dry.

"Fuck man I gurted Bryan the other day and it was insane! It shot at least 2 feet out of his nose."

"Wanna go gurting after school? Don't worry, you can gurt me back after"

Gurting by Simsonchin April 10, 2025

Crashing Out 

Entering a short/momentary phase of intense depression, often accompanied by horrible decision making, and a lack of motivation overall. Some symptoms of Crashing Out include: bedrotting, texting your ex-situationship, hyperfixating on socializing with one person and only that person, low energy, low libido, and vitamin D deficiency. Gen-Z and young millenials are the most common victims of Crash-outs, as these people tend to be the most chronically online, and socially sheltered.

"Hey, I haven't heard from you in a few days, is everything alright?"

"yeah i'm fine, just been crashing out"

Crashing Out by Simsonchin July 6, 2024

Antarctic Locomotive 

When two men bring their assholes together and one shits inside of the other man's ass. Often used by scientists to conserve and share body heat between two men in the cold Antarctic wastes.

we got cold on recon the other day, had to give Rupert an Antarctic Locomotive

Antarctic Locomotive by Simsonchin June 19, 2024

Drank The Bitter Gourd 

An act of remembering something you now regret

"Boy, i drank the bitter gourd on that one"
"I had one too many to drink last night, and i drank the bitter gourd on that one"

Drank The Bitter Gourd by Simsonchin July 22, 2020