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Gorthing 

Gorthing; Verb, a reaction of affection to a person, place, or thing with the ability to turn things to gold.

Normally involves excess salivation/frothing at the mouth.
The curse of Midas has me gorthing right now.”
Gorthing by babyteeth March 10, 2025
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A male hands free masturbation technique when a man or boy keeps relaxing the muscles around his penis. The more he relaxes a strong surge of arousal will cause him to feel orgasmic euphoria and eventually ejaculate. It’s easier to do it if you don’t masturbate for a while.
Gothing is better than masturbating because it gives you a stronger sexual sensation and euphoria!
Gothing by Beatlesfan18 June 3, 2019

Grothing 

To excrete faecses while ejaculating
David was having a quiet grothing session at home by himself while the mrs and kids went shopping, he was unaware that she forgot her purse. She ran quickly into the house to get her purse from the kitchen and found David in the heights of grothing on their dining table......
"OH MY GOD?!! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DAVID??!!!!!! I told you not to be grothing all over the house!!!! Your paying for the cleaner this time!!!!! I hope you save that for our churting session in Thursday....."
Grothing by Grothstalker September 29, 2012

Girthing 

When your dick is partial chub and you grasp the lower shaft, forcing all the blood into the penal tip.
Tom: "Hey Gabe what did you do last night?"
Gabe: "Not much. My mom came in and caught me girthing though."
Girthing by Deputy Dingus April 15, 2015

garthing 

N., gar'thing
Any piece of clothing worn about the shoulders in a cape-like manner. Used primarily for purposes of keeping warm, looking superior.
Quoth the aristocrat: "Child! Bring forth my garthing."
garthing by Tuggs November 29, 2007

Gorphing 

The act of consuming vigorously and greedily. To gorph.
I just finished gorphing down a gigantic smoothie.
Gorphing by Maimo February 7, 2020