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Gothing
A male hands free masturbation technique when a man or boy keeps relaxing the muscles around his penis. The more he relaxes a strong surge of arousal will cause him to feel orgasmic euphoria and eventually ejaculate. It’s easier to do it if you don’t masturbate for a while.
Gothing by Beatlesfan18 June 3, 2019
Grothing
To excrete faecses while ejaculating
David was having a quiet grothing session at home by himself while the mrs and kids went shopping, he was unaware that she forgot her purse. She ran quickly into the house to get her purse from the kitchen and found David in the heights of grothing on their dining table......
"OH MY GOD?!! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DAVID??!!!!!! I told you not to be grothing all over the house!!!! Your paying for the cleaner this time!!!!! I hope you save that for our churting session in Thursday....."
"OH MY GOD?!! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DAVID??!!!!!! I told you not to be grothing all over the house!!!! Your paying for the cleaner this time!!!!! I hope you save that for our churting session in Thursday....."
Grothing by Grothstalker September 29, 2012
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