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Gootherus 

First Described by the eminent anatomist D.D, the gootherus describes the whole female reproductive system from the Vagina to Fallopian tubes. These were formally known as the “Hoop”, “Gearbox”, “Cuntbag” and the “Burst Mattress” . If a woman of the female persuasion has an issue with her gootherus, then she attends a gootherologist. Gootherology is the medical specialism and requires intimate knowledge of the gootherus, gootherbox, clunge, Cunt and gearbox
“ I had a pain in my Gootherus, so I have to see the Gootherologist”
“I lost a welly in the marshy bog and need to see a Gootherologist”
“I broke her Gootherus by horsing it up to the back axel”
“The Gootherologist says I’m a chronic Cuntbag”
Gootherus by Gootherologist2020 November 24, 2020
Related Words
An irish expression meaning vagina, pussy, beaver, fanny.
Give us a look at your goother!!
Goother by Ross. MacKay August 7, 2007

Big Goochers 

Term for big boobs or big breasts. Can be changed for small goochers.
Bro she's got the biggest goochers known to mankind.

Heck yeah man those are big goochers!
Big Goochers by goochquarf October 29, 2023
When an old woman's hooters meet her gut. A spinoff of gunt. Sometimes gooters are tucked into the woman's pants at a feeble attempt to conceal them, this only makes matters worse.
Old Drunk Woman: Hey there young man, do you have a cigarette I can have?

Me: No I sure don't. But can you take a couple steps back, your gooters are dangling dangerously close to my nachos
gooters by Johnny5ive August 21, 2011
west of ireland word for vagina.
can ya get the smell of goother off yer wan??
my goother is killed with the itch!
Goother by pinky91 September 28, 2012
The 'goother' is a slang word from the East of Ireland (Wicklow specifically) for the space between the anus and scrotum in the male. perineum undercarriage
Yer man has a massive goother
Did you see the long ball on yer man, hangin' from his goother?
There's an awful whack off his goother
Goother by WicklowWiki June 25, 2019