gooters 

When an old woman's hooters meet her gut. A spinoff of gunt. Sometimes gooters are tucked into the woman's pants at a feeble attempt to conceal them, this only makes matters worse.

Old Drunk Woman: Hey there young man, do you have a cigarette I can have?

Me: No I sure don't. But can you take a couple steps back, your gooters are dangling dangerously close to my nachos

gooters by Johnny5ive August 21, 2011

gooters 

A bad case of diahrrea

Oh man! I got a bad case of the gooters from the White Castle sliders I ate last night.

gooters by Tear-uh May 11, 2006

goobersquatch 

a baby, especially who drools (goobers) in such a great quantity, it is monstrous, as if done by a sasquatch.

He was cute, but then I picked him up, and the goobersquatch covered me with spit!

goobersquatch by Doctor Science July 27, 2008

goobersquatch 

a baby, especially who drools (goobers) in such a great quantity, it is monstrous, as if done by a sasquatch.

He was cute, but then I picked him up, and the goobersquatch covered me with spit!

goobersquatch by Doctor Science May 21, 2008

goobersfloggin 

1) when there is a hot girl with a bunch of gooberish guys flocking her you would say theres goobersfloggin.

2) any solitary or group of gooberish guys.

goobersfloggin should be said at a slightly higher volume than normal speech and with a german-ish accent.

1) look at all the goobersfloggin!!!

2) what a (bunch of) goobersfloggin!!!

goobersfloggin by tim mcnamara July 1, 2008

Gooter lover 

A person who is attracted to ugly women.

Phil sure is a gooter lover .

Gooter lover by JAMES BRADY July 4, 2016

Southside Gookers 

A group of mentally retard teens from south St. Petersburg who spend most of their past time smoking weed, tripping acid, and stepping down on hoes. They give no fucks when it comes to responsibilities and most of them have spent a night in the Juvenile Detention Center. If you try them they will not hesitate to beat the fuck outta you. They are all juul fiends and only get through the school day with large amounts of nicotine.

You better watch out for the southside gookers they might buck your juul.

Southside Gookers by Southside Gookman November 8, 2018