Johnny5ive's definitions

Pulled an Amy Winehouse

To die in such a manner that everyone who ever knew you could have predicted. Thus leaving friends and enemies alike shaking their heads saying " what the fuck did they expect!?"

*A drug addict overdoses
*A fire eater burns to death
*An African dies of AIDS
*An guy with 8 DUIS dies in a car accident
*A guy who pisses off dangerous animals for a living gets stabbed in the heart by a fucking stingray

All the above Pulled an Amy Winehouse

by Johnny5ive July 24, 2011

sleeve driving

What you do on a cold winter day, when you don't have gloves. You pull the sleeves of your jacket or sweater over your hands as to prevent them from touching the icy steering wheel.

Passenger: "Jesus! You're all over the road man! You tryin to kill us?"

Driver: "Give me a break, it's forty below, icy as balls and I'm sleeve driving over here!"

by Johnny5ive January 4, 2012

gooters

When an old woman's hooters meet her gut. A spinoff of gunt. Sometimes gooters are tucked into the woman's pants at a feeble attempt to conceal them, this only makes matters worse.

Old Drunk Woman: Hey there young man, do you have a cigarette I can have?

Me: No I sure don't. But can you take a couple steps back, your gooters are dangling dangerously close to my nachos

by Johnny5ive August 21, 2011

Secret Backhand

Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

I swear if I come home to a dirty house, empty oven and a bad attitude... She's getting the secret backhand.

by Johnny5ive August 4, 2011

Chewed like food

To be extremely high on Marijuana. If you are just a little on the high side, you are chewed. If you have red skittles for eyes, a craving for pickles and peanut butter and you just mistook your cat for your pillow.... you sir are Chewed like food.

I shouldn't have smoked that last bowl, I have to work in 20 minutes and I'm chewed like food.

by Johnny5ive August 4, 2011

puddles

Large, strange shaped nipples. Puddles are generally found on boobs sized C and up. As the titty (and the girl ) increases in size... so does the chance for puddles. Puddles are similar to pancake nipples but not exactly the same. Puddles tend to be a brownish color almost like chocolate milk, and are much stranger shapes!

"I really thought her tits were going to be nice, but the nips we're an odd color and the shape of fucking illinois!... definite puddles"

by Johnny5ive August 21, 2011

dump it in

To have meaningless sex. Refers to "dumping" ones dick in any or all orifices on a girl.

Example 1

John: Hey Andrew what do you think of the new girl?

Andrew: She's not the greatest , but I figure after a six pack I'd dump it in.

Example 2

She wasn't the greatest looking, but I figured I had 20 minutes to kill so I might as well dump it in.

by Johnny5ive August 21, 2011