What you do on a cold winter day, when you don't have gloves. You pull the sleeves of your jacket or sweater over your hands as to prevent them from touching the icy steering wheel.
Passenger: "Jesus! You're all over the road man! You tryin to kill us?"
Driver: "Give me a break, it's forty below, icy as balls and I'm sleeve driving over here!"
Driver: "Give me a break, it's forty below, icy as balls and I'm sleeve driving over here!"
by Johnny5ive January 04, 2012
To punch someone in the jaw. Referring to the mouth as the person's gate.
Usually used as a warning or a threat
Usually used as a warning or a threat
by Johnny5ive February 10, 2023
Large, strange shaped nipples. Puddles are generally found on boobs sized C and up. As the titty (and the girl ) increases in size... so does the chance for puddles. Puddles are similar to pancake nipples but not exactly the same. Puddles tend to be a brownish color almost like chocolate milk, and are much stranger shapes!
"I really thought her tits were going to be nice, but the nips we're an odd color and the shape of fucking illinois!... definite puddles"
by Johnny5ive August 17, 2011
To die in such a manner that everyone who ever knew you could have predicted. Thus leaving friends and enemies alike shaking their heads saying " what the fuck did they expect!?"
*A drug addict overdoses
*A fire eater burns to death
*An African dies of AIDS
*An guy with 8 DUIS dies in a car accident
*A guy who pisses off dangerous animals for a living gets stabbed in the heart by a fucking stingray
All the above Pulled an Amy Winehouse
*A fire eater burns to death
*An African dies of AIDS
*An guy with 8 DUIS dies in a car accident
*A guy who pisses off dangerous animals for a living gets stabbed in the heart by a fucking stingray
All the above Pulled an Amy Winehouse
by Johnny5ive July 24, 2011
Person 1: I saw Sandy wearing flip flops the other day, and that girl has some serious Jungle Toe!
Person 2: I'm trying to eat, you asshole. I don't want to hear about Sandy's freakish feet!
Person 2: I'm trying to eat, you asshole. I don't want to hear about Sandy's freakish feet!
by Johnny5ive August 04, 2011
Example 1
John: Hey Andrew what do you think of the new girl?
Andrew: She's not the greatest , but I figure after a six pack I'd dump it in.
Example 2
She wasn't the greatest looking, but I figured I had 20 minutes to kill so I might as well dump it in.
John: Hey Andrew what do you think of the new girl?
Andrew: She's not the greatest , but I figure after a six pack I'd dump it in.
Example 2
She wasn't the greatest looking, but I figured I had 20 minutes to kill so I might as well dump it in.
by Johnny5ive August 17, 2011
I swear if I come home to a dirty house, empty oven and a bad attitude... She's getting the secret backhand.
by Johnny5ive August 04, 2011