10 definitions by Johnny5ive
To punch someone in the jaw. Referring to the mouth as the person's gate.
Usually used as a warning or a threat
Usually used as a warning or a threat
by Johnny5ive February 10, 2023
Pentagon has five sides
Hexagon has six sides
Octagon has eight sides
Omnomnomagon... is the shape of Cookie Monster
Hexagon has six sides
Octagon has eight sides
Omnomnomagon... is the shape of Cookie Monster
Cookie Monster is no longer just an amorphous blob. His shape will hence forth be known as an omnomnomagon.
by Johnny5ive September 14, 2011
To die in such a manner that everyone who ever knew you could have predicted. Thus leaving friends and enemies alike shaking their heads saying " what the fuck did they expect!?"
*A drug addict overdoses
*A fire eater burns to death
*An African dies of AIDS
*An guy with 8 DUIS dies in a car accident
*A guy who pisses off dangerous animals for a living gets stabbed in the heart by a fucking stingray
All the above Pulled an Amy Winehouse
*A fire eater burns to death
*An African dies of AIDS
*An guy with 8 DUIS dies in a car accident
*A guy who pisses off dangerous animals for a living gets stabbed in the heart by a fucking stingray
All the above Pulled an Amy Winehouse
by Johnny5ive July 24, 2011
When an old woman's hooters meet her gut. A spinoff of gunt. Sometimes gooters are tucked into the woman's pants at a feeble attempt to conceal them, this only makes matters worse.
Old Drunk Woman: Hey there young man, do you have a cigarette I can have?
Me: No I sure don't. But can you take a couple steps back, your gooters are dangling dangerously close to my nachos
Me: No I sure don't. But can you take a couple steps back, your gooters are dangling dangerously close to my nachos
by Johnny5ive August 17, 2011
What you do on a cold winter day, when you don't have gloves. You pull the sleeves of your jacket or sweater over your hands as to prevent them from touching the icy steering wheel.
Passenger: "Jesus! You're all over the road man! You tryin to kill us?"
Driver: "Give me a break, it's forty below, icy as balls and I'm sleeve driving over here!"
Driver: "Give me a break, it's forty below, icy as balls and I'm sleeve driving over here!"
by Johnny5ive January 4, 2012
Person 1: I saw Sandy wearing flip flops the other day, and that girl has some serious Jungle Toe!
Person 2: I'm trying to eat, you asshole. I don't want to hear about Sandy's freakish feet!
Person 2: I'm trying to eat, you asshole. I don't want to hear about Sandy's freakish feet!
by Johnny5ive August 4, 2011
Example 1
John: Hey Andrew what do you think of the new girl?
Andrew: She's not the greatest , but I figure after a six pack I'd dump it in.
Example 2
She wasn't the greatest looking, but I figured I had 20 minutes to kill so I might as well dump it in.
John: Hey Andrew what do you think of the new girl?
Andrew: She's not the greatest , but I figure after a six pack I'd dump it in.
Example 2
She wasn't the greatest looking, but I figured I had 20 minutes to kill so I might as well dump it in.
by Johnny5ive August 17, 2011