The science of Gooning, or the act of being so sex crazed that an individual, typically male, will spend hours upon hours, sometimes even days obsessing over their sexual fantasies to the point of insanity. The science of Goontology looks to find new ways to maximize the pleasure of a person and bring that pleasure to new heights never seen or felt before by any other man in history.
I have a degree in Goontology and have perfected the method of creating the most pure feeling of sexual pleasure in the modern day.
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The branch of science and medicine concerned with ruptures, tears, infections and other ailments affecting the goobus.
I abandoned my pursuit of a career in economics in favor of majoring in goobology to become a registered goobologist.
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