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Goontology

The science of Gooning, or the act of being so sex crazed that an individual, typically male, will spend hours upon hours, sometimes even days obsessing over their sexual fantasies to the point of insanity. The science of Goontology looks to find new ways to maximize the pleasure of a person and bring that pleasure to new heights never seen or felt before by any other man in history.
I have a degree in Goontology and have perfected the method of creating the most pure feeling of sexual pleasure in the modern day.

buddy your ass is not waltuh white
Goontology by FindingBitches February 12, 2025
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The study of large numbers. From the popular number googol, equal to 10^100.
Googology is a study for those who want to stretch their idea of how truly infinite numbers are.
googology by Seshie February 22, 2017

Goobology 

The branch of science and medicine concerned with ruptures, tears, infections and other ailments affecting the goobus.
I abandoned my pursuit of a career in economics in favor of majoring in goobology to become a registered goobologist.
Goobology by Fat Boi Roi July 5, 2018

goatology 

The study or path one takes to becoming a GOAT (Greatest Of All Time)
Mike Tyson's hard work and determination is the goatology that took him to the top in boxing.
goatology by Professor01 June 6, 2020

Goombology 

Analysis of New Jersey based Italian Americans (especially along the jersey shore)
I noticed Vito’s lo Stivale chest tattoo with script bold writing that read “veni vidi vici” but I wasn’t gonna try to understand the Goombology behind that decision

Goonology 

The study of the fundamental nature of Goonery, especially when considered as an academic discipline.
My boy Tony just copped his advance degree in Goonology styll.
Goonology by Fifimon May 11, 2018

Goonologist 

One who studies the differences and similarities of the real (good character) goons and the fake (bad character) goons in the hood.
I am the Far Rockaway Goonologist who knows the real and the real knows me.
Goonologist by Strawberry Ruby March 19, 2020
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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