Goontology

The science of Gooning, or the act of being so sex crazed that an individual, typically male, will spend hours upon hours, sometimes even days obsessing over their sexual fantasies to the point of insanity. The science of Goontology looks to find new ways to maximize the pleasure of a person and bring that pleasure to new heights never seen or felt before by any other man in history.

I have a degree in Goontology and have perfected the method of creating the most pure feeling of sexual pleasure in the modern day.

buddy your ass is not waltuh white

Goontology by FindingBitches February 12, 2025

googology

The study of large numbers. From the popular number googol, equal to 10^100.

Googology is a study for those who want to stretch their idea of how truly infinite numbers are.

googology by Seshie February 22, 2017

Goobology 

The branch of science and medicine concerned with ruptures, tears, infections and other ailments affecting the goobus.

I abandoned my pursuit of a career in economics in favor of majoring in goobology to become a registered goobologist.

Goobology by Fat Boi Roi July 5, 2018

goatology 

The study or path one takes to becoming a GOAT (Greatest Of All Time)

Mike Tyson's hard work and determination is the goatology that took him to the top in boxing.

goatology by Professor01 June 6, 2020

Goombology 

Analysis of New Jersey based Italian Americans (especially along the jersey shore)

I noticed Vito’s lo Stivale chest tattoo with script bold writing that read “veni vidi vici” but I wasn’t gonna try to understand the Goombology behind that decision

Goombology by Zeropercentitalian March 7, 2022

Goonology 

The study of the fundamental nature of Goonery, especially when considered as an academic discipline.

My boy Tony just copped his advance degree in Goonology styll.

Goonology by Fifimon May 11, 2018

Goonologist 

One who studies the differences and similarities of the real (good character) goons and the fake (bad character) goons in the hood.

I am the Far Rockaway Goonologist who knows the real and the real knows me.

Goonologist by Strawberry Ruby March 19, 2020