gerontology

The study of old people and how they become assholes, and get wrinkles and liver spots. Except of course for your grandparents who give you lots of money at christmas, unless they are assholes, or dead.

I want to get a degree in gerontology!

What the hell is that?

Its where I study old people.

Hey! Find out why gramps is an asshole all the time!

Old asshole wrinkle

by MudkipzHax0rx September 11, 2009

gerentology

The study of aging and the aged. divides groups up into young aged (65-75) middle aged (75-85) and elder aged (85+).

A variety of topics are focused on, including living conditions, mental ans physical health (everyday tasks being performe). And even sexuallity (for reference watch "Sitll Doing It:The Intimate Lives of Women Over 65"). And a side note, although much of the elder population thinks they suffer from alzheimer's disease only about 3-5% do. Your long term memory actuallcy increases as you get older, it is you short term memory that decreases.

by Dustin April 3, 2005

gerontologee

An old fuck cared for by a gerontologist

Biden is a gerontologee who , if reelected, will be the first President to need a nursing home in the Whitehouse.

by euphemistmo July 12, 2024

Gronkology

Oncology nurse's fantasy football team.

Gronkology the best fantasy league in this hospital, yo!

by Breesy_RN July 31, 2018

Jerontology

The study of sex, money, and drugs.

Hey man what’s your major?

I am studying Jerontology.

by _Dominex_Kenneth_69_ November 14, 2023

Goontology

The science of Gooning, or the act of being so sex crazed that an individual, typically male, will spend hours upon hours, sometimes even days obsessing over their sexual fantasies to the point of insanity. The science of Goontology looks to find new ways to maximize the pleasure of a person and bring that pleasure to new heights never seen or felt before by any other man in history.

I have a degree in Goontology and have perfected the method of creating the most pure feeling of sexual pleasure in the modern day.

buddy your ass is not waltuh white

by FindingBitches February 12, 2025