7 definitions by Fat Boi Roi

Proper noun:

The sum of all of the dwindling light in the known universe and the downtrodden hero the world has yet to discover. The oppressed and abused chosen one, and the ideological symbol of right and justice. All of the good energy in existence bundled into one meaty young man who has unwittingly but fatefully projected himself as harbinger of positivity and all that is just. Contrast with Hippotits: as the antithesis to the putridity of Hippotits, Saggy exists as the counterbalancing force of the malignancy of the disgusting wretch known as Hippotits. Contrary to popular belief, Saggy's sagginess is derived not from poor health or obesity, but from an unnamed and unfathomable origin that is beyond the short sighted and frail scope of human vision and imagination, and thus, to cheese Saggy is to invoke the wrath of the powers that be upon yourself and your family line for generations to come.

A gremlin is a member of a social clique of simple, shallow, hive minded individuals who can usually be seen sporting poofy, stylized hair, baggy, trendy clothes and/or ripped jeans, and shoes that cost several times more money than they’re worth. Gremlins typically enjoy mumble rap and weed, and in semi common cases, more serious drugs and alcohol. They are usually found in packs in high schools, and are quite socially active in most cases, for they find it easy to make friends. This is because all gremlins are effectively the same person and possess no depth or individuality, and thus find it very easy to tolerate and enjoy each other’s company.

The branch of science and medicine concerned with ruptures, tears, infections and other ailments affecting the goobus.

The culmination of all negativity, evil, repulsion, and failure from all existing universes and timelines, all wrapped into the disgusting, grotesque, morbidly obese body of one gelatinous mass of slime wearing a bowler hat and sporting a handlebar mustache.

A member of the downtrodden and oppressed group of individuals who, until recently, has silently endured their hardship and abuse at the hands of no single person but rather at the hands of the fundamentally broken and discriminatory system in which they exist.

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The supreme state of mind that is, was, will be, and has always been and existed within everything, everyone, and everywhere, beyond mere perception of time and human comprehension.